by Flack » Sat Apr 10, 2021 7:24 am
Our movie begins in a world where people know that both King Kong and Godzilla exist. King Kong has been contained on (I think) a simulated version of Skull Island. A young deaf girl has made friends with Kong. Godzilla has not been seen in three years. Suddenly, Godzilla emerges from the ocean to attack a specific research company. BUT WHY?
Now it's time for talky-talky. Why has Godzilla done this? How long can we contain King Kong? Talky-talky.
King Kong ends up sedated on a barge ship, where he is being transferred to a hole that leads to "hollow earth." Before they arrive, Godzilla shows up. Boom, pow! It's great! It's Godzilla vs. King Kong! It's kick-ass city!
More talky-talky. Bad scientists reveal another threat. Good scientists talk about hollow earth. A third group of people consisting of a conspiracy podcaster and two kids run around, trying to solve a mystery (I'm not sure what it even was).
Then, Kong explores hollow earth, and declares it "home." (Oh, Kong knows sign language.) He beats up some dragon dinosaur thing. It's great! Kick, punch, smash!
Talky-talky. Where is Godzilla going? What has Kong discovered? What are the bad guys planning? A lot of people say insightful things like "what's happening?" and "get out of here!" and "oh my god!"
Kong and Godzilla end up in Japan for the third round of ass kicking. I hope some engineers and construction workers survive the attack because they will be rebuilding Tokyo for the next 1,000 years.
AND THEN SURPRISE MONSTER SHOWS UP. The deaf girl tells Kong what to do. Nobody tells Godzilla what to do. It's time for MEGA ASS KICKING FIGHT WOWIE ZOWIE SMASH CRASH DOUBLE SPLASH!
Then some more people talk but unfortunately don't explain the plot, which is okay, because nobody cares.
I watched this in my home theater and the bass coming from King Kong's stomps almost knocked my television off the wall. This will be the movie people use to show off their A/V setups in the future. "Hey watch this stomp stomp pow booooooom!" Just don't accidentally show any of the scenes where people are talking.
This is the greatest movie that I have no idea what it was about. A+!
Funniest line of the movie:
"How's Kong with heights?"
Second funniest line of the movie:
(Kid trying to hack into a computer system)
"I'm not used to this! I'm used to pirating movies online!"
There were half a dozen intentionally funny lines and at least 50 unintentionally funny ones.
"Creatures, like people, can change."
Our movie begins in a world where people know that both King Kong and Godzilla exist. King Kong has been contained on (I think) a simulated version of Skull Island. A young deaf girl has made friends with Kong. Godzilla has not been seen in three years. Suddenly, Godzilla emerges from the ocean to attack a specific research company. BUT WHY?
Now it's time for talky-talky. Why has Godzilla done this? How long can we contain King Kong? Talky-talky.
King Kong ends up sedated on a barge ship, where he is being transferred to a hole that leads to "hollow earth." Before they arrive, Godzilla shows up. Boom, pow! It's great! It's Godzilla vs. King Kong! It's kick-ass city!
More talky-talky. Bad scientists reveal another threat. Good scientists talk about hollow earth. A third group of people consisting of a conspiracy podcaster and two kids run around, trying to solve a mystery (I'm not sure what it even was).
Then, Kong explores hollow earth, and declares it "home." (Oh, Kong knows sign language.) He beats up some dragon dinosaur thing. It's great! Kick, punch, smash!
Talky-talky. Where is Godzilla going? What has Kong discovered? What are the bad guys planning? A lot of people say insightful things like "what's happening?" and "get out of here!" and "oh my god!"
Kong and Godzilla end up in Japan for the third round of ass kicking. I hope some engineers and construction workers survive the attack because they will be rebuilding Tokyo for the next 1,000 years.
AND THEN SURPRISE MONSTER SHOWS UP. The deaf girl tells Kong what to do. Nobody tells Godzilla what to do. It's time for MEGA ASS KICKING FIGHT WOWIE ZOWIE SMASH CRASH DOUBLE SPLASH!
Then some more people talk but unfortunately don't explain the plot, which is okay, because nobody cares.
I watched this in my home theater and the bass coming from King Kong's stomps almost knocked my television off the wall. This will be the movie people use to show off their A/V setups in the future. "Hey watch this stomp stomp pow booooooom!" Just don't accidentally show any of the scenes where people are talking.
This is the greatest movie that I have no idea what it was about. A+!
Funniest line of the movie:
"How's Kong with heights?"
Second funniest line of the movie:
(Kid trying to hack into a computer system)
"I'm not used to this! I'm used to pirating movies online!"
There were half a dozen intentionally funny lines and at least 50 unintentionally funny ones.
"Creatures, like people, can change."
https://youtu.be/odM92ap8_c0