I think I'm going blind. I thought this article was "The [i]Marines[/i] had a prospect named Will Vest," and I thought then someone was going to tell either how he went AWOL and was court-martialed, or had died tragically in one of those middle-east hellholes.

Bet he couldn't get any alien dna though

Seems like a nice guy, even if that picture makes him look like a collage crafted from various magazine clippings by a troubled individual.

Here's a picture

https://www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.fcgi?id=vest--000wil

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seattle_Mariners_minor_league_players#:~:text=William%20Vest%20(born%20June%206,Mariners%20of%20Major%20League%20Baseball.&text=The%20Detroit%20Tigers%20selected%20Vest,the%202020%20Rule%205%20draft.

I'm happy with ours. (Gerrit, how you doing anyway, pal? Feeling back to normal?)