Goddamn, it's been a goddamn week. I was just made aware of Chicks Dig Jerks getting uploaded to the Internet Archive and be playable. Here's the link:

https://archive.org/details/msdos_Chicks_Dig_Jerks_1999

If you'd like to see 20 years of someone hopefully getting better at programming, well, this is the subforum to do it, folks!