Should Billy Mays be banned?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Aug 15, 2020 6:33 pm

It's a simple question. A baby could answer it.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Aug 15, 2020 6:35 pm

Billy Mays · Post by **Billy Mays** » Sat Aug 15, 2020 7:14 pm

Well, I like how you opened this up with a poll so I can't fault you there.

RealNC · Post by **RealNC** » Sat Aug 15, 2020 10:27 pm

RetroRomper · Post by **RetroRomper** » Sun Aug 16, 2020 12:48 am

pinback wrote: ↑Sat Aug 15, 2020 6:33 pm It's a simple question. A baby could answer it.

Mike Tyson bit Evander Holyfield's ear off in 1997?

I only remember the whole thing because these appeared on the local news as a "blurb."

RetroRomper · Post by **RetroRomper** » Sun Aug 16, 2020 12:49 am

Dude, I could totally chump down on a case of chocolate ears right now.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Aug 16, 2020 6:02 am

RealNC wrote: ↑Sat Aug 15, 2020 10:27 pmWhy?

If I knew the answer to the question, I wouldn't have asked it in the first place.

RetroRomper · Post by **RetroRomper** » Sun Aug 16, 2020 9:46 am

I don't get it.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:21 pm

RetroRomper wrote: ↑Sun Aug 16, 2020 9:46 am I don't get it.

You're the main one who hates him. What don't you get, let me help you out. I'm here to help.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:22 pm

Anyway, it's 5-2 against. The crowd has...

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RetroRomper · Post by **RetroRomper** » Sun Aug 16, 2020 4:05 pm

I've given Billy a really tough time, but I found this family photo of him online and it really humanizes why he's developed the way he has.

Billy Mays · Post by **Billy Mays** » Sun Aug 16, 2020 5:15 pm

Ok, RetroRomper is now my favorite person here.

Jizaboz · Post by **Jizaboz** » Mon Aug 17, 2020 12:58 am

Mays Stays

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Aug 17, 2020 6:54 am

We joke around a bunch but he's a good man.

RetroRomper · Post by **RetroRomper** » Mon Aug 17, 2020 7:56 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: ↑Mon Aug 17, 2020 6:54 am We joke around a bunch but he's a good man.

He doesn't actually contribute to conversation nor threads besides derailing them with one sentence posts.

It's exactly like when kindergarten kids go up to another group of kids and start saying "Anyone want my buggers?"

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Aug 17, 2020 9:47 am

RetroRomper wrote: ↑Mon Aug 17, 2020 7:56 am
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: ↑Mon Aug 17, 2020 6:54 am We joke around a bunch but he's a good man.
He doesn't actually contribute to conversation nor threads besides derailing them with one sentence posts.

It's exactly like when kindergarten kids go up to another group of kids and start saying "Anyone want my buggers?"

He has lots of valuable contributions! Where would we be without him? It'd be a goddamn echo chamber!

He makes some good points. Maybe not about the current commander in chief but lots of good points on other stuff. I don't want to live in your LIBERAL SEWER, sir. Your DYSTOPIAN HELL PIT.

Billy Mays · Post by **Billy Mays** » Mon Aug 17, 2020 10:12 am

I think the important takeaway from this is that people here like me.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Aug 17, 2020 10:58 am

It's true. My MVP ballot right now is:

1A. RetroRomper
1B. Flack
3. BM
4. Finsternis

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Mon Aug 17, 2020 11:15 am

I have an event planned for this November that I hope puts me over the edge. It'll be like one of those David Blaine stunts, except a week long.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Aug 17, 2020 3:39 pm

A NOVEMBER SURPRISE!