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Here is the Movie Base.
I have placed all topics that I could find that dealt with "the movies" in this base.
I also placed all sex-type threads in here just to add to the utter incomprehensibility and awkwardness of the site.
Needless to say, we seem to all be going to movies more than we are having sex.
Nevertheless!
Alternate would-be names for this base were poor. I could only come up with:
Jekyll and Hyde and Ebert
Wasteland II: THE MOVIES
The Arcanum Amphitheatre
I then tried looking at movies first and games second, thus Kane of Nod, as featured in various Command & Conquer video games.
I also placed all sex-type threads in here just to add to the utter incomprehensibility and awkwardness of the site.
Needless to say, we seem to all be going to movies more than we are having sex.
Nevertheless!
Alternate would-be names for this base were poor. I could only come up with:
Jekyll and Hyde and Ebert
Wasteland II: THE MOVIES
The Arcanum Amphitheatre
I then tried looking at movies first and games second, thus Kane of Nod, as featured in various Command & Conquer video games.
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!
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Wow.Base Monitor wrote:MY QUALIFICATION IS THAT I AM OFFERING. THIS IS A SELLERS MARKET PAL TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
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PS I WAS ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WANTON SLAUGHTER OF OVER 200000 INNOCENT WOMEN AND CHILDREN IN THE EARLY EIGHTIES IN MY HOME COUNTRY.
Geez, BM, who gets this worked up over a moderator position? Take a cyber xananx.
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I could help out if needed, with my own personal blend of chick-humor.Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I am actually hoping for a gimmick account to step up and moderate a base. I guess they couldn't be a genuine gimmick, as they'd have to have an account in order to get mod properties, but still. Something close to it.
I only fear that a lot of really intelligent humor will be lost on stupid members.
But you never know..
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okIce Cream Jonsey wrote:How was the General's Niece better than Angry Dog? I don't buy it. Not at ALL. Defend this statement!
but first nice going roody thats the spirit
i will defend that statement
the generals neice was a picture made as an obvious homage to godard and to the notion of the cutout as popularized by bryon gison. however rather like the original matrix it was a panolpy of disparate images shamelessliy ripped from other movies. perhaps the intention was merely to paper over the directors utter lack of creativity with knowing postmodern winks to the films favored by maximillian wu the director. however it was astonishingly successful in so doing. just the nod to battleship potemkin when the baby carriage topples down the steps to be simultaneously crushed by a crane eaten by a pack of rabid wolves and incinerated by the lost ww2 gi with his flamethrower was worth the price of admission. plus this is the film that catapulted loretta liu to international stardom a far cry from her last film appearance in the third-rate porno epic gutterballs. great maybe not but definitely a seminal film.
angery dog dont get me started. please robb find a little taste. angry dog is nothing more than a tired remake of my dinner with andre with bad cgi enhanced canine lips. ok ok so maybe theres a little more to it like the tarantinoesque slowmotion gunbattle to the strains of nick caves crow jane....although come to think of it thats really more the coen brothers and millers crossing than it is our boy quentin but anyway. yes angry dog has the performance of randy larue as sonny the nose maladetti and it does have the spectacular breasts of anna schmerzenhergel oh i forgot she anglicized her name to sandwich what a phony. like her admittedly spectacular breasts.
anyway although angry dog may appeal to the violent hyperactive 8 year old inside each of us ultimately it is an entirely forgettable film. the same thankfully cannot be said of the generals neice.
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