Pinback's SUPER SEXXAY Vegas Adventure: Prologue!
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Pinback's SUPER SEXXAY Vegas Adventure: Prologue!
So, dig THIS, fellow clockwatchers and other parasites of decent civilization:
[The following section has been embellished for the sake of brevity.]
There I was, sitting at my desk, hitting Refresh on JC BBS every 20 seconds, when I get an AIM from one of the ladies from the famed Halloween party. "HI :) :) LOL R U COMING 2 VEGAS WIF US??"
Vegas? What's all this about Vegas now? Ohhh, right. I remember now, they were all getting a group together to head out there, weren't they. Gosh, I nearly forgot all about it! I said, "Oh, err, well, I mean, that sounds like fun, but it's on a little short notice, so I'm not sure I can find a hotel room."
[THIS section, however, has not been embellished in any way, except for the goofy AIM talk, and even that's still frighteningly accurate.]
Then I get this wholly unexpected reply: "LOL :) U CAN STAY WIF ME AND [OTHER CHICK'S NAME]!!! LOL TEEHEE".
Errr. Okay, well, watch me play this cool: "Hey, I appreciate that. I'll just bring along an extra pillow and blanket so I can use the couch or floor or something."
":) :P :P LOL U CAN HAVE A BED ALL YOUR OWN UNLESS U WANT TO SHARE :P :P :) :)"
Ohhhhkay then! So, if anyone needs me this weekend, I'll be in Vegas. Thanks!
[The following section has been embellished for the sake of brevity.]
There I was, sitting at my desk, hitting Refresh on JC BBS every 20 seconds, when I get an AIM from one of the ladies from the famed Halloween party. "HI :) :) LOL R U COMING 2 VEGAS WIF US??"
Vegas? What's all this about Vegas now? Ohhh, right. I remember now, they were all getting a group together to head out there, weren't they. Gosh, I nearly forgot all about it! I said, "Oh, err, well, I mean, that sounds like fun, but it's on a little short notice, so I'm not sure I can find a hotel room."
[THIS section, however, has not been embellished in any way, except for the goofy AIM talk, and even that's still frighteningly accurate.]
Then I get this wholly unexpected reply: "LOL :) U CAN STAY WIF ME AND [OTHER CHICK'S NAME]!!! LOL TEEHEE".
Errr. Okay, well, watch me play this cool: "Hey, I appreciate that. I'll just bring along an extra pillow and blanket so I can use the couch or floor or something."
":) :P :P LOL U CAN HAVE A BED ALL YOUR OWN UNLESS U WANT TO SHARE :P :P :) :)"
Ohhhhkay then! So, if anyone needs me this weekend, I'll be in Vegas. Thanks!
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Re: Pinback's SUPER SEXXAY Vegas Adventure: Prologue!
Jesus Christ! You're sitting there, wallowing in the filth and tar of another black, depressing day brought to you by the letters "J," "C," "B" -- twice! -- and "S" and then all of a sudden you get told that you'll be pretty much hooking up with a mindless child illiterate.pinback wrote:":) :P :P LOL U CAN HAVE A BED ALL YOUR OWN UNLESS U WANT TO SHARE :P :P :) :)"
Which girl from the party was this? Some of us have archived those pictures to a hard disk, and we'll be better able to "visualize" the scene if you tell us just who you're going to cock-flatten this weekend.
Good luck, buddy. Don't let us down.
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!
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Re: Pinback's SUPER SEXXAY Vegas Adventure: Prologue!
Neither of the ones you're all rooting for, I'm sorry to have to report. However, the two I DID end up with are the two most likely to happily engage in a PINBACK SANDWICH. So, you take the good, you take the bad, you take them both, and there you have: Syphillus.Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Which girl from the party was this? Some of us have archived those pictures to a hard disk, and we'll be better able to "visualize" the scene if you tell us just who you're going to cock-flatten this weekend.
I'm sure I will.Good luck, buddy. Don't let us down.
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Look, I'd appreciate it if you would consult with me before banning our members.
Glenn -- sorry -- "glenn" thought it was of critical importance to inform everyone present that he was raised on radio. Why must you be such a hata, Pinner? I'm sure he had a great reason for stating that.
Now we'll never know what that reason was.
Glenn -- sorry -- "glenn" thought it was of critical importance to inform everyone present that he was raised on radio. Why must you be such a hata, Pinner? I'm sure he had a great reason for stating that.
Now we'll never know what that reason was.
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Well. Time to get going, I guess.
Man, this SUCKS. 24 hours ago, things were looking SO good. SO promising.
Now it's all turned to fucking bullshit.
I'm getting ready to go to fucking Vegas, with a bunch of chicks, and now I'm not even looking fucking forward to it.
Buncha bullshit, man.
Have a great weekend, folks.
Man, this SUCKS. 24 hours ago, things were looking SO good. SO promising.
Now it's all turned to fucking bullshit.
I'm getting ready to go to fucking Vegas, with a bunch of chicks, and now I'm not even looking fucking forward to it.
Buncha bullshit, man.
Have a great weekend, folks.
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