Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie (2013)

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Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie (2013)

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In one of this animated film's more subtle comedic scenes, Bluntman and Chronic arrive in their pot leaf-shaped ship (complete with dashboard controls that look like boobies) to stop the evil Dick Head from ejaculating on everybody. Dick Head is a member of the League of Shitters, a team of criminals that includes NewsGroup, The Diddler, Cocknocker, and the Lipstick Lesbian.

Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie, released in 2013, is the animated version of the Bluntman and Chronic comic book, as referenced in 2001's Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. In the film, Jay and Silent Bob win the lottery and use the money to build a swank underground Batman-esque cave and become superheroes. Before long a group of villains, each of whom had been wronged by Jay and Silent Bob at some point in their lives, form the League of Shitters and vow to destroy the two superheroes, who aren't even all that super.

Kevin Smith has repeatedly referred to his career as a series of "dick and fart jokes," and he seems to to have attempted to prove his point with the release of Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie. Jay's running gag, in which he asks strangers if they have ever had their butthole licked by a fat man, appears at least a dozen times. Twice in the film, characters on their deathbeds request blowjobs and "handies." The Lipstick Lesbian lures the superheroes into a trap by offering them anal sex before attacking them with a double-ended vibrator. Chronic runs around with a banana shoved into his tights "for the ladies." It just goes on and on. It's as if Kevin Smith zoomed in on the most crass moments of his films and then expanded them out to fill a 100 minute film. Even more annoying is that these are old jokes. Cocknocker is a guy with a large fist who punches people in the cock. He did it in 2001, now he does it again. Ha ha ha!

Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie is a lowest-common denominator film full of dated references and infantile humor. The humor has long been squeezed from these two turnips. This film is offensive -- not because of the language or humor, but in the sense that someone had the audacity to call this entertainment. Save your 100 minutes and watch something from this thread instead.

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