WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CAT?!??!?

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WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CAT?!??!?

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Let's take a little poll. The poll question is:

What was about the last thing an already emotionally frazzled Pinback needed today?

Here are your two choices:

[ ] For his cat, the only reliable, non-whorish outlet for his considerable affections, to be missing.

[ ] I am a big fucking stupid RETARD and enjoy choosing the wrong poll option.


C'mere, Eldrick.

Where's my fucking cat?

ben's cat frodo

Post by ben's cat frodo »

hi ben=)
are you calling eldrick?
or frodo?
that's why I don't come out
i didnt poop in the pan today ben.
i'm lost.

help me.

hi be n = )

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Post by pinback »

You have got to be kidding me.

That better have been an automated script posting that, because otherwise... house? Burned. Family? Dead.

You're going to Frodo me? NOW?

Automated Script

Post by Automated Script »

Don't drag me into this.

Hey, maybe if you were a little nicer to your cat and called it by its REAL NAME it wouldn't take off on you like this.


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Post by Souffle of Pain »

You would stand a better chance of finding your cat if you broke your glance from the monitor for perhaps a moment and did some looking around for him. It. Whatever.

Unless someone created www.findyourdamncat.org recently, naturally.

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Ill. I feel physically ill.

I feel like I just watched Requiem.

You know the funny part? I'm thinking of watching it again, RIGHT NOW.

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Where is my fucking cat.

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Oh.

Heh.

There he is.

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Er... where was he?
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Post by bruce »

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Er... where was he?
I guess Jonsey, who is probably the
Cat Mutlilator of Denver
, is wondering how he missed frodo.

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Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Er... where was he?
We may never know.

Actually, we WILL never know. He was outside somewhere, and then at some point, he came back. Strange, though.

BAM! Cat story.

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pinback wrote: Actually, we WILL never know. He was outside somewhere, and then at some point, he came back. Strange, though.
What's strange about that? Cats do that.

Although, maybe, he was enforcing the Law Of Conservation of Pussy in Ben's house.

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bruce wrote:
pinback wrote: Actually, we WILL never know. He was outside somewhere, and then at some point, he came back. Strange, though.
What's strange about that? Cats do that.
Well, this one doesn't do that all that often. And certainly not at that time of day, and not for that long.
Although, maybe, he was enforcing the Law Of Conservation of Pussy in Ben's house.
Ah. This is a joke in which "pussy" is intended to have a double-meaning. Hence, the humor of it.

Ah.

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"The Law of Conservation of Pussy" is hilarious. Good game. Sorry -- "gg."
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