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Billy Mays reviews Annoyotron.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 1:32 pm
by pinback
Billy Mays wrote:There is not a single redeemable quality in this vapid game, and should be avoided.
This was before you promised not to be mean to us, so I forgive you.

Re: Billy Mays reviews Annoyotron.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 1:48 pm
by Billy Mays
pinback wrote:
Billy Mays wrote:There is not a single redeemable quality in this vapid game, and should be avoided.
This was before you promised not to be mean to us, so I forgive you.
Who wrote this game, and why?

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 1:49 pm
by pinback
Me, because I thought it was funny.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 1:53 pm
by Billy Mays
pinback wrote:Me, because I thought it was funny.
Better luck with your next game?

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 2:06 pm
by pinback

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 2:13 pm
by Billy Mays
By "next", I was referring to the next game you make, not the "next" game that you made.

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 2:20 pm
by pinback

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 2:44 pm
by Billy Mays
Now that was a 5 star game!

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 4:30 pm
by Billy Mays
Is there anyway you could add a long farting sound along with the message you get when the button in pressed?

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 4:32 pm
by pinback
Sure. It's Early Access, of course, so this is a good time for early adopters to provide the development process with exciting ideas for the final release.

You have GAINED A LEVEL!

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 4:35 pm
by pinback
There ya go, buddy!

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 6:05 pm
by Billy Mays
pinback wrote:There ya go, buddy!

I believe you just created the greatest interactive fiction game of all time!

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 1:02 pm
by All my friends are fish
Billy Mays updated the title of his review for this game to make it more catchy.

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 3:06 pm
by pinback
It really SHINES now!

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 3:32 pm
by Jizaboz
Outstanding work, Pinback. Sensational.

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 10:44 pm
by Tdarcos
Games like this represent the worst of the worst in human society. Construction of the Gas Chambers at Auchwich and Dachau had greater value to human civilization. Its only purpose is to demonstrate how wonderful mass murder and suicide are to healthy people.

It is an example of the type of activity that is inexorably leading to the collapse of Western Civilization and to the downfall of humanity.

If there are worse creations in the depths of depravity, I would be hard pressed to name them.

For a change of pace, may I recommend the Sae franchise of motion picture films, which are more celebratory of the human spirit and less mean and nasty, and corrosive to the soul, than the piece of excrement this game constitutes.

And for $50 Pinback can buy an improved review.

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2016 10:46 pm
by Tdarcos
This game has so contaminated my soul that I made a mistake in the previous article. I meant to say that a better class of movie than this game was the Saw franchise.

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 1:41 am
by Almost on board here
I think what Paul is trying to say here is that he wants pinback to make a game about him next.

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2016 4:29 pm
by Tdarcos
Almost on board here wrote:I think what Paul is trying to say here is that he wants pinback to make a game about him next.
No, it meant that since everyone else was praising the ridiculous 1-click game that I decided to pile on the opprobrium of the game to be completely different.

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:20 am
by RetroRomper
Tdarcos wrote:And for $50 Pinback can buy an improved review.
Or a cheese pizza (hey, we are still in a recession!)

On Annoyotron, it was the third JoltCountry game (behind Necrotic Drift and No Time to Squeal) that I played and remember laughing myself into a stupor. I really don't get these reviews or thoughts that go beyond super ultra critical into just plain dorky in completely missing the point and tallying up the final product on how well that was accomplished.