Pizza Cut!

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There are two main ways round pizzas get cut:

1. PIE CUT -- The "normal" way, where the round pie gets cut into 8 (or 6, or 10, etc.) equal slices.


2. PARTY CUT -- Where the round pie is cut into squares, resulting in little triangular corner pieces, rounded rectangle side pieces, and middle square pieces with no crust.


What's YOUR favorite, pizza fans?!

[AArdvark]

It's pie or die.

THE
HOW DO
SQUARE FISH
SWIM
AARDVARK

[Flack]

I prefer party cut, but more than that I prefer pizzas deserving of a party cut. It's gotta be the right kind of pizza. Cutting a Pizza Hut pizza into squares is like putting racing stripes on an Accord.

[uruzrune]

I voted "no preference" but there ought to be an option for "the cut that lets me shove pizza more efficiently into my facehole".

More seriously, the kind of pizza dictates the kind of cut. You pie cut a square Sicilian pie and you're asking to get shot.

[pinback]

Well, I did mention round pie in the main post. I should have clarified in the poll itself.

[Billy Mays]

As a hard-line pie guy like AArdvark, I am calling shenanigans on this poll. The party cut has a picture of an authentic Chicago style pizza which is in all likelihood the best party cut you can get and the pie link shows a mound of crap that only Tdarcos would consider eating.

[AArdvark]

Round pizza= pie cut
Rectangular party pizza= square cut

Please dont mix the two, like is complicated enough.

THE
FOOD GEOMETRY
AARDVARK

[AArdvark]

life is complicated enough. Autocorrect like in a non-edit thread is maddening

[uruzrune]

Wait, why can't we edit our posts? Does the technology not exist in 2020?

[AArdvark]

Post editing does not exist in Don Roger's Universe. We either get it right the first time or go back and apologize and clutter up the threads.

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HOARDERS
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[uruzrune]

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Flying Carp was an angel among men.

uruzrune, I am all for post editing, but the rest of these clowns hate the very concept.

[AArdvark]

Here's a compromise, post editing ABLE but only until the next post hits. That way there's no changing the facts but simple autocorrect errors can be fixed right away.

THE
KISSINGER
AARDVARK

[uruzrune]

Imagine going back and editing previous posts so that you can win an argument on an obscure Internet board.

Imagine how small your dick has to be for that to happen.

[Flack]

I know you are new here but this is literally a forum full of people with small dicks who come here to act like big ones.

[The Happiness Engine]

Imagine going back and editing previous posts so that you can win an argument on an obscure Internet board.

Imagine how small your dick has to be for that to happen.

Imagine... INTERNET!


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[uruzrune]

I know you are new here but this is literally a forum full of people with small dicks who come here to act like big ones.

Thank you for saying I have a big dick.