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Which best describes your Metamucil usage?

Every day!
1
10%
Regularly (hehe)
0
No votes
Occasionally
0
No votes
Rarely
1
10%
Never
6
60%
What is Metamucil?
2
20%
 
Total votes: 10

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It's been a life-changer for me. How 'bout you?
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I've never needed to take it personally. My grandmother swore by it, though, and she made it to 101 so you're in good company. As for me, I suppose some people get the gift of foresight and some the gift of gab, but I got the gift of regularity. What a precious gift it is!

To be perfectly honest, I'm pooping right now.

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You laugh now, but try it for a week, and you'll want the rest of your life back to do over again.
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Paul knows what I'm talkin' about.
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You're telling me none of you fat constipated fucks grub on psyllium?
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You've never eaten a Garbage Plate. You want serious colon cleansing? You just pound a Garbage Plate with a couple cheap beers. It's like Jack in The Box for your ass!

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Who will take me up on the challenge? One week. Then i will accept all of your apologies.
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OK. You've convinced me.

I want in. How can I join you in this? Can you -- do you have a hook up?
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pinback wrote: Wed Nov 17, 2021 8:02 am It's been a life-changer for me. How 'bout you?
I've always thought that you were full of shit. I now have the evidence to prove it!
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Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Wed Nov 17, 2021 6:47 pm OK. You've convinced me.

I want in. How can I join you in this? Can you -- do you have a hook up?
You have to go to the store.

Here is a pro-tip for those ready to join me in this magnificent crusade: Don't fuck around. Mix it up into the water, and drink it all very quickly. Like, if you even wait 30 seconds, it's going to start to absorb the water and turn into a very unpleasant sludge right there in the cup. You want to drink it before this happens. You want it to turn to sludge once it's already UP IN YA!!!
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Do you have discount codes?
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Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 6:48 am Do you have discount codes?
Here's one: don't pay ten times as much as you need to for the fancy brand name "metamucil" or all their expensive advertising. Go to Amazon and search for "psyllium husk." Buy the cheap generic capsules in bulk for orders of magnetude less. It's the same exact thing.

Fun fact about generics: did you know that Sominex, Benadryl (allergy med) and Benadryl (anti itch cream) are the EXACT same thing (Diphenhydramine HCl), and you can get the generic in huge bottles for less than a penny each, instead of paying like 50 cents each to get pill in a blister pack with a fancy label? Don't be a dummy and pay for labels and corporate asshole salaries. When you buy a boat with all the money this saves you, I get a ride.
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I don't think they are the same thing. Are you sure it's the right husk?
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I feel like we all knew generics were the same as the name brands except cheaper, but this is a place where the Sysop believed (and might still believe) that Buffalo wing drummettes are made from baby chicken legs.

I assume nothing.

Yes, of course, get the store brand. I'm using "Metamucil" here because it's more recognizable than "Psyllium husk fiber supplement".

You... you went a little Tdarcos there, Odyssia. No harm no foul, happens to the best of us from time to time.
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Well, explain it to me then. If those aren't from baby chickens, then what happens to all the baby chickens? And their legs?

Are they regular?
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Ok, I'm in. For real. Can you put in a good word for me?
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pinback wrote: Thu Nov 18, 2021 8:32 pm You... you went a little Tdarcos there, Odyssia. No harm no foul, happens to the best of us from time to time.
I thought asking for a coupon code was a serious question. Guess I misread the sarcasm on that one. Some people do overpay for pretty labels, and it bugs me. Not sure why, but it does.
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