It's time to expose the Hoisin Beef Boys [SERIOUS]

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It's time to expose the Hoisin Beef Boys [SERIOUS]

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I can not and will not be silent any longer.

When I was 19 I was viciously and without mercy exposed to platter after platter of hoisin beef. It was forced. Nutrients aside, I will begin the process of exposing and doxxing the boys that did this, these animals, these Hoisin Beef Boys.

I will be collecting jars of urine from all of you through my monthly Patreon to lightly pour on their graves. So start saving up. Buckaroos.
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DANNY MARS

My Patreon seems to have been suspended. I had not checked it since the last time I needed the community's fluids.

The first boy I will be exposing is DANNY MARS. I would call him the ring leader but I'm going to vivisect him and count his rings. The Beef Boys were only a few years younger than I was at the time which thankfully means they are in their early forties right now. Most are portly. Immune to disease, now I will strike.
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On jury duty
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Complicated case 😡
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Can you post a link to the news article?

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FRACTURE FANNY GOLDO

I hate him and his smug petard! How his ankles will shake! 😡 😡
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yuck
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I'll start saving up what's in my catheter vags every day...

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we fight the beef boyus together!!
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