volume 1 issue 1

joltcountry after dark · Thu May 29, 2003 12:19 am

...things r heating up 4 this years miss jolt country pagent...already 3 contestants have engaged in fisticuffs backstage...says roody y., "contestants? try contest-skanks"...

...where is k. roo? our ultrasecret ultrasexy sources tell us that the hammer has finally been brought down - - down on him...remember that in soviet russia, landlord gets evicted by u...

...wedding bells in the distance? no just what will b the final fight b/tween ben parrish and saeid zoonematkermani..."this time it's for all the apples," says saied..."i bet he said 'this time it's for all the dates in the sand-bucket' when you asked him, didn't he?" said ben...no, ben, but your rampant rascism won't get u in 2 any trouble, what with the moderators in jolt country being so lax...

...souffle of pain. u know him. u likely h8 him. but what makes him tick? a little bird told us that he's in new jersey...or maybe that was google image search and not a fine feathered friend...either way he's been posting a lot...and it stinks...

last up, joltcountry denizens have managed to avoid the following news stories in the last few months: the lacey patterson murder...the space shuttle crash...the end of the second persial gulf war...but did they fail to notice most of all? that's right...a pie and cows game... sort of, anyway...

for joltcountry after dark i remain the illustrious Q._______

Molly Muffsweet · Post by **Molly Muffsweet** » Fri May 30, 2003 9:29 pm

joltcountry after dark wrote:...things r heating up 4 this years miss jolt country pagent...already 3 contestants have engaged in fisticuffs backstage...says roody y., "contestants? try contest-skanks"...

Spoken like a screaming virgin.

Only the Sweetest,

Molly Muffsweet

screaming virgin · Post by **screaming virgin** » Fri May 30, 2003 10:20 pm

I'M PRETTY SURE I WOULD HAVE SAID, "CONTESTANTS!?! MORE LIKE CONTEST-SKANKS!!!"

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 11:30 pm

I am posting this only so "screaming virgin" doesn't show up as the last poster on the base listing.

Have a lovely day.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 10:42 pm

By the way, I thought "joltcountry after dark" was the most entertaining, original thing to happen here since I showed up.

Will we be getting more?

TV Guide · Post by **TV Guide** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 10:48 pm

"Jolt Country After Dark" is scheduled to appear every Thursday evenings on this very channel.

It's a summer replacement for "Gambler's Pigeyes and Shaky Hands," by Da King, which was cancelled due to poor ratings and misogynistic content.

-TV Guide

Roody_Yogurt · Post by **Roody_Yogurt** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 10:49 pm

Yeah, here's another vote for "joltcountry after dark."

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 11:22 am

Here here! I second that!