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Tootsie

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I like to post threads when we get pets because that lets me remember when we got them and such. Don't start with me. I see you.

Tootsie is a two-year old female six-toed cat that my wife named. We got her on Saturday, August 22nd, 2020 from a shelter in Colorado Springs. She has been a delight and I have seen zero (0) mice anywhere since she arrived.

Here's a picture.

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Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Wed Oct 14, 2020 9:43 amsix-toed cat
Six toes total?

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Billy Mays wrote: Wed Oct 14, 2020 10:11 am
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Wed Oct 14, 2020 9:43 amsix-toed cat
Six toes total?
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At least six toes total!

Perhaps more!!?
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What is that cartoon and why did Billy flag it?

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At this point why even have a TOS? No rules People, just do whatever you want!

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Someone is gonna have to explain the cartoon to me.
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Awwwww...

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Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Thu Oct 15, 2020 7:37 am Someone is gonna have to explain the cartoon to me.
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These bit accounts pinback creates are the absolute worst.

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Billy Mays wrote: Thu Oct 15, 2020 9:34 pm These bit accounts pinback creates are the absolute worst.
If you are referring to uruzrune then you are mistaken. It is indeed a completely separate living entity from Pinback whom I have talked to a little.
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Also he's not mean to people about topics they are sensitive about, so watch out Mays!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 1:36 pm Also he's not mean to people about topics they are sensitive about, so watch out Mays!!!!!!!!!!!
What is there to watch out for if he's not mean to people about sensitive topics?

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Jizaboz wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 12:17 pm
Billy Mays wrote: Thu Oct 15, 2020 9:34 pm These bit accounts pinback creates are the absolute worst.
If you are referring to uruzrune...
Who else could I be referring to?
Jizaboz wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 12:17 pmthen you are mistaken.
I'll concede to you on this.

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Cool. Let us go on to better things.

Hell, maybe even that damn cat that lived at my house nearly 4 years then disappeared for 3 months will just show up. No more of Robb's cat's will be found in an arcade cabinet. We all fix our arcade machines and broken shit in our houses. We keep up with all our work tasks. The waves and dolphins align.

Let's try to be positive here, Mays. In the words of Sleazy P. Martini:

"Never say I'm not a nice guy. Even though I'm really not; just don't say it."
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Jizaboz wrote: Fri Oct 16, 2020 12:17 pmIf you are referring to uruzrune then you are mistaken. It is indeed a completely separate living entity from Pinback whom I have talked to a little.
If Uruzune is not pinback then is this individual someone else's alt account or are they truly a new member?

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He just told you. Are you off your feed today?
I don't have to say anything. I'm a doctor, too.

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Billy Mays wrote: Thu Oct 22, 2020 9:57 am If Uruzune is not pinback then is this individual someone else's alt account or are they truly a new member?
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In the spirit of "I am Spartacus" or Harvey "I am the Batman" Dent in The Dark Knight I have an announcement to make.

I am Uruzrune.
Evil cannot create anything new
They can only corrupt and ruin
What good forces have invented or made.
- J.R.R. Tolkien

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Re: Tootsie

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If A = B, does that mean B = A? If so... fuck.

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