Can I get some respect around here: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

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The Judge
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Can I get some respect around here: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

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The votes have been tallied, yet the future of our planet still hangs in the balance!

Worm
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Post by Worm »

Where are the "Worm", "Ben", and "He-Man" options?
Good point Bobby!

Ben

Post by Ben »

Well, I don't wish to speak for "The Judge" but the original poll ended up in a tie between Lex and "1", hence the need for a "FINAL SHOWDOWN".

I find this all a bit silly, myself.

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey »

I think the Judge appreciates you clarifying that.
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Lex
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Candidates to Arms!

Post by Lex »

I should win, because compared to "1" I bring more content. I have also proven this "1" to be incompetent at General Knowledge, which is vital if you are to WIN A LITTLE RESPECT.

"1" = Exceptionally amusing.
"Lex" = bitter, depressed 18-year-old you can all relate to in one form or another, even if this "relationship" is considered illegal in certain states.

It's your choice.

It's just that I deserve to win.

I would like to now here 1's ending statement.
WHOOA!

1

1

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1

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Post by Roody_Yogurt »

I would like to now here 1's ending statement.
I voted for 1 in the first round and Lex this time, but I do have to say, 1's spelling is better.

The Judge
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Post by The Judge »

We have a winner! The public has spoken, and the person and/or entity who deserves the most respect is:

1!

Let's hear from the winner!

1

1

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1

Lex
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Post by Lex »

I bow to 1! ALL PHEAR 1!!!

There is no way to warez @1@. I tried, believe me I tried.


Shit, do I have to be his minion now? How the hell do you "minionate" for an inanimate number?
WHOOA!

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Ice Cream Jonsey
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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey »

Ah!! We have a rivalry now, boys!!

Fight, you two! Fight... for supremacy! The New Numerical Order!
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Gentleman Jack Jabber

Post by Gentleman Jack Jabber »

I say! Guests should now be able to vote in polls. Can any "guests" verify that this is true?

Phil Fogg

Post by Phil Fogg »

This guest, for one, appears to be unable to cast his well-deserved ballot. Blimey.

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey »

Phil, thanks for your interest in JOLT COUNTRY Brand Polls.

Current Estimate to Fix this Current error: 27 days.

Currently.

You know who I miss? The JC Comedy Players. Plural users always put a smile on my face.
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We Are Hot Chicks

Post by We Are Hot Chicks »

Give us the continuum transfunctioner and we will give you pleasure.

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Post by Ice Cream Jonsey »

A smile on my face and a smile iN MY PANTS!!

Hey, this is the exact post where I went from "eccentric" to "creepy." Lol, all!
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Ben

Post by Ben »

Seven points!

Cha-CHING!!

The Jury

Post by The Jury »

Ben wrote:Seven points!

Cha-CHING!!
At least you tried on the other ones, Ben. What the fuck is this half-assed shit? Seven points? Is this just completely random?

Ben

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(THAT was completely random!)

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