Non-Existant Game Survivor
Moderators: AArdvark, Ice Cream Jonsey
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MechaMax
Whoa!
Stop right there! Ever since I found Jesus during my stint in prison--that was when I went through that really rough period with the heroin abuse, and the prostitution, and the ritual murders--I've been a confirmed pacifist. I'm not going to fight, and you can't make me.
The Lord is my Rock of Ages.
MechaMax, Washed in the Blood Of The Lamb
The Lord is my Rock of Ages.
MechaMax, Washed in the Blood Of The Lamb
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MechaMax
liker, why are you letting Satan rule your life? Embrace Jesus instead. Salvation can be <i>anyone's</i>. That's the whole point.liker wrote:winner is mechamax
He's lying.
I never touched Bumper Blast. Never <i>touched</i> him.
I tell you, I am devoted to a path of nonviolence and peace now. I'm not the old, mean MechaMax. I've renounced all the killing and pounding and destroying and gutwrenching and testicle-popping and puppy-slaughtering and neck-breaking and rectum-everting and all of that. I don't <i>do</i> that anymore, because I have Seen The Light; my faith in Jesus Christ has given me the strength to renounce my former ways.
He can help you too, liker. I offer you my hand. Let me lead you to Christ, so that you too can know salvation.
Know Jesus, know peace. No Jesus, no peace.
MechaMax
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I'm going to split this off into two threads. The new one being "Non Existant Game Survivor." Liker can post whatever the hell he wants to post in it.
Oh right, to appease Ben I do not have moderator access to this base and I have to go look up the system admin account password. I make no promises as to when that will happen. Look at what you have unleashed upon us, Parrish.
Oh right, to appease Ben I do not have moderator access to this base and I have to go look up the system admin account password. I make no promises as to when that will happen. Look at what you have unleashed upon us, Parrish.
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!
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MechaMax
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MechaMax
Well, thank goodness <i>that's</i> over.
However, <i>if</i> I weren't a pacifist, and if we'd really actually fought, as opposed to only fighting in the diseased, demon-possessed skull of liker, I certainly could have soundly whipped Maze Adventure. That guy could never stand up to the West-west-west-up, northeast-northwest-southwest-down combo. Not to belittle his skills--I'm sure Maze Adventure does whatever it is he does very well--but he never got over that fundamental weakness of his. He could have <i>conquered</i> his weaknesses, of course, by accepting Christ Jesus as his personal savior.
Again, I entreat you, liker, let go of your hatred and receive Christ into your heart. It'll all be so much better when you do.
What Would Jesus Do? Why, He'd Give You a Big Ol' Hug,
MechaMax
However, <i>if</i> I weren't a pacifist, and if we'd really actually fought, as opposed to only fighting in the diseased, demon-possessed skull of liker, I certainly could have soundly whipped Maze Adventure. That guy could never stand up to the West-west-west-up, northeast-northwest-southwest-down combo. Not to belittle his skills--I'm sure Maze Adventure does whatever it is he does very well--but he never got over that fundamental weakness of his. He could have <i>conquered</i> his weaknesses, of course, by accepting Christ Jesus as his personal savior.
Again, I entreat you, liker, let go of your hatred and receive Christ into your heart. It'll all be so much better when you do.
What Would Jesus Do? Why, He'd Give You a Big Ol' Hug,
MechaMax
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