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Just making sure I have this right --

Saudia Arabia starts a state-sponsored golf league and ole FIGJAM signs up for it. A bunch of questions get thrown his way about the state-sponsored, brutal murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi which ole FIGJAM handwaves over, because he's going to get a bunch of money to play golf for a murderous family dictatorship.

And now he's suing the PGA because they don't want to let him play in both leagues.

Do I have that right? DO I have that right......................

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My uncle knew him. He died last year. I accept that as penance for palling around with that fat fuck.
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I'm with you. A jam consisting of figs sounds disgusting.
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Jizaboz wrote: Sat Aug 13, 2022 10:11 pm I'm with you. A jam consisting of figs sounds disgusting.
What do you think they fill Fig Newtons with?
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Tdarcos wrote: Sun Aug 14, 2022 4:11 am
Jizaboz wrote: Sat Aug 13, 2022 10:11 pm I'm with you. A jam consisting of figs sounds disgusting.
What do you think they fill Fig Newtons with?
Yeah I can't eat those things. Always preferred apple Newtons
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