RaY Rice

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:45 am

Sean Payton got fired for a year because his team had a system where if you hit someone hard (in the game) you got a little extra money. Maybe. The NFL couldn't prove it.

Ray Rice got 2 games for practically the attempted murder of a woman.

I just really want to make it all about me and my team here, which makes me.... the biggest dick of them all

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 8:02 am

gimmedaball gimmedaball gimmedaball

Jizaboz · Post by **Jizaboz** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 12:49 pm

Lock him up for a year with the soccer player dude that likes to bite people.

RealNC · Post by **RealNC** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 12:54 pm

Add a rugby player in there too, to teach him how the game is really played, instead of wearing helmets and protective pads like a pussy.

gsdgsd · Post by **gsdgsd** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 4:19 am

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gsdgsd · Post by **gsdgsd** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 4:20 am

Errrrrrgh. Ok, copy and paste.

Tdarcos · Post by **Tdarcos** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 12:12 pm

Here's your video. You have to change the link from https: to http: for the inline function to work.

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gsdgsd · Post by **gsdgsd** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 1:02 pm

Thanks!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Sep 08, 2014 12:41 pm

Ol' Ray "Southpaw" Rice is now unemployed and "indefinitely suspended" after the video of him going Clubber Lang on that crazy broad got leaked out.

The video that the NFL and the team still say they never saw. Ha ha ha. If you believe that, you probably believe Bob Hope used to tell helicopter jokes.

Even were that true, he admitted he cold-cocked her, but we're only outraged after we see the video? Did they all think he just love-tapped her face-down onto the pavement?

The whole thing is a goddamn joke.

RealNC · Post by **RealNC** » Mon Sep 08, 2014 2:27 pm

Did she deserve it?

Jockstraw, esq. · Post by **Jockstraw, esq.** » Mon Sep 08, 2014 7:32 pm

RealNC wrote:Did she deserve it?

they always do.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Sep 08, 2014 9:13 pm

Erm, the goal of this thread was to demonstrate that it was moronic to suspend a coach for a year for nothing, and then suspend a player for two games for attempted murder.

So I don't appreciate them suspending him for the entire year to disprove my rage.

Can we get him re-instated so I can have my thread back? I'm sure the Eagles are dying to pick him up.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:09 pm

His wife is all pissed off because of all of the "hurt" that all of this attention and her husband getting fired has caused her.

She did stop short of saying "it's been like a punch to the head".

"Is everybody here bananas?" - Steve Martin