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Tdarcos wrote: Wed Oct 23, 2019 10:10 am I saw an episode of The Flintstones where they stop at the Grand Canyon, only to discover it's just a tiny little stream. Fred, somewhat disappointed, says, "the guidebook says this will be really amazing to look at in a couple million years."
I don't understand why you refuse to get your quotes right, when within 20 seconds you could confirm them for yourself:

In the yard, not too far from the car.

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Drive across the river on the big new bridge

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Then drive back across on the big damn cement thingie.

Then take a bunch of pix and drive back into Nevada again.

They had a security checkpoint which consisted of us rolling down all our windows and a guy in uniform asking if we had any firearms.

That was it

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A side trip down, down into Willow beach. Who knew there was that much water in the Colorado river.

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Air b&b #3 North Vegas.

A little sketchier than the last 2 but damn glad to be out of a hotel. Never realized how much like cattle we are when having to live by a tour schedule. There's a paragraph on tipping that I'm going to write about later. ( bump)

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They instructed us to say we're friends if anyone asks, not air b&b renters. I think it's a HOA thing. I dislike HOAs in general so fuck 'em

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They smoke in public here.


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Always ask the locals where to go

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Duuude, weed is Legal here?

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Oh, we're in trouble.....

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The martinis are only like 8 bucks here!

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I stuck myself in the mouth with the little plastic sword, I'm such an amateur

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Clark, my teeth have never been whiter.

Man, that's tangy!

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There's boner pills on every corner!

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What's this scale in teh kitchen? For?

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Nott part of tje itinerary

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AArdvark wrote: Wed Oct 23, 2019 11:46 am Sadly, we didn't have the time for white-water rafting. We did use the hot tub at the hotel, does that count?
You have to use something rubber, vinyl or equivalent that is inflatable to qualify. So the answer is, "Only if you had sex in the hot tub and used a condom."

And note that is not a question, I do not want to know.
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Dinner here last night then a quick walk around the area. Very dry air here.

Not deleting last night's posts as thats deplorable behaviour, not proud of it either.

What happens here stays here.

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Vegas strip blows dead rats. So tacky.

I will never love this place. The homeless people shuffling around in front of these billion dollar hotels is discouraging to me. Did see Elvis in a rascal scooter, looked hot and sweaty.

Ten more hours before the flight leaves. Counting the minutes.

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