FOOD I COULD EAT EVERY DAY #4: Lobster

Of all the seafood in the world, my favorite category is the crustacean. And of all the crustaceans, who the hell could beat a fresh lobster? Nobody, that’s who!

This might be the only entry in the list that not only could I happily eat it every day, I could probably happily eat it every meal. If this was an accurate record of my daily intake:

Menu:
BREAKFAST:  A lobster.

LUNCH:  A lobster.

DINNER:  A lobster.

MIDNIGHT SNACK WHILE WATCHING IRON CHEF AND DRINKING VODKA STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE:  A lobster.

…then I would be one smiling sonofabitch! Do I prefer them with a squeeze of lemon and some clarified butter? Certainly! Would it still be on this list if butter and lemons had never been invented? DAMN STRAIGHT!

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