It’s Knuckles the Clown Week: When I’m Feeling Down
Knuckles the Clown When I’m feeling down I stop masterbating for two days and eat nothing but fruit. Then once 48 hours pass, after I’ve I really missed the little things in life…
July 2008
It’s Knuckles the Clown Week: Comic Book Movies
Editor’s note: We take you back to right before the release of Spider-Man 2. Comic book movies were in chaos. One “man,” the following clown, knew what the problems were…
It’s Knuckles the Clown Week: I was dead once
I was dead once. The Mclurg kids next door were fucking around banging on the walls while I was taking a bath. I got up to go yell at them…
It’s Knuckles the Clown Week
A haunting memory from the past comes back today. TIMELINE: DECEMBER 30, 2004 Apparently a wall of water dumped on a large number of people in the Indonesia region, giving…
We Are Now Leaving Tomato World
ChainGangGuy During this time of the year, my thoughts, as I’m sure yours do, often turn to red, ripe tomatoes. So, I was more than pleased to take up Vitriola’s suggestion…
Diamond Mind Baseball Fun
Ice Cream Jonsey I play in a Diamond Mind baseball league with seven other fellas. Around the house, it has gained no small amount of notoriety as “text baseball.” The links on how…
Thomas M. Disch, R.I.P.
Thomas M. Disch, author of the 1986 text adventure Amnesia (published by Electronic Arts) passed away on July 4th. He took his own life. Every May my friend Greg returns…
There’s no sports games on the PC anymore
I’m on vacation this week, but I am trying to write stuff in advance and set it to publish in the future. Here is a post I wrote on Caltrops…
Music collaboration!!
A few years ago I did the vocal, bass and drum tracks to a few new songs, in what would have been the third Beaver compact disc. It never materialized…
Sprecher – Mamma Mia! Pizza Beer
As I arrived at the local watering hole this past Saturday night, I found my dear friend, my drinking colleague hunched grotesquely over the bar softly weeping into a half-empty…