Quit Fucking Around With Halloween
Ice Cream Jonsey Guys: You make women feel terrible about how they dress and act 364 days a year. Especially if you’re on the Internet. Don’t you monsters DARE try to “recognize the…
September 2008
Diamond Mind Baseball 2008: Hitters
The last couple of years, I have been in an AL-only Diamond Mind computer baseball league with seven other guys. I have finished in 7th place both years. During last…
Greg’s BurgerTime Story
Ahhh… the weekend! Another stressful week complete. Relax as I did, won’t you? …By heading over to The Post-Pessimist Association!
Knuckles Goes To The Comics Store
Knuckles the Clown I happend upon dinner with my brother this week. No he’s not a clown so fuck off. Anyhow he dragged me in to a comic book shop at the end…
The Firing of Matt Millen … In the Style of the Bard’s Tale Clue Book
Note from Ice Cream Jonsey: Friend, Long have I awaited thy coming of age. Our town of Detroit doth slowly wither under the cursed sorcery of Mangar, spawn of demons.…
Want Some Rye?
Course ya do. Aardvark, from the JC BBS, made the following and I think it speaks for itself. I’ll be submitting the paperwork for its eventual grammy nomination shortly. (If…
Saints vs Broncos
I went to the Saints – Broncos game yesterday, and I don’t blame Martin Gramatica for anything. The guy had not missed a kick in a Saints uniform, so he…
My Football Team Signed Joey Harrington
I feel like I want to die. Do you know what that feels like? I am going to the Saints game on Sunday. I am looking forward to seeing Reggie…
Hats off to Ben Parrish
Hi! As some of you may know, my life recently went topsy-turvy. If my life were in a comic book, it would have had a banner that read, “EVERYTHING YOU…
Bring Back J. P. Ricciardi
J. P. Ricciardi has been the general manager of the Toronto Blue Jays since November 14th, 2001. The Blue Jays have not made the playoffs since he was hired. It…