The Three Greatest Spielberg Films
Pinback Steven Spielberg has made a lot of movies. Some of them were mailed-in cash grabs, some of them were impressive pieces of moviemaking, and some were among the greatest movies…
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Inglourious Basterds Review + DIRECTOR FIGHT
Inglourious Basterds begins in brilliant Tarantino style, with a long, drawn out, very quiet scene where the dialogue carries the show, the tension building throughout, until you can’t barely take…
Cancelling Xbox 360 Gold Membership Is A Fucking Horror Show
Ice Cream Jonsey Three months ago my brother wanted to play some stupid baseball game with me over the Xbox 360. Well, I never got around to getting the game. I thought we…
The Stolen Green Chile Recipe
“Stolen!” –Â Mike Martin, The Mike Martin Travel Agency We will look back upon these days, where I pirated the new Third Eye Blind album and cooked up green chiles,…
The Three Greatest Movie Performances Ever
1. This was originally going to be a top five list, but I couldn’t think of two others that fit the criteria I will list in #2 below. Which is…
My 10 Favorite Albums of Whatever This Decade Is Called
Unlike the video game thread, I’m not going to confuse “favorite” with “best.” Although, reading most all-time lists for video games, they seem thrown together by stupid retards, so I…
Atlanta’s Got The Hands Team Out
This was not called offensive pass interference last night. Now look – the teams involved don’t matter. I’m not bitching about the call here. The fact that my team was…
The Expanded Twitterverse
The hamper managed to tip over on all three cats, throwing them all into some kind of Parker Brother Presents Mouse Trap II: Kitty Jail, so I’m taking the ten…
The Best Pitcher On The Planet
After being on the Nipponese end of Roy Halladay destroying, laying nuclear waste to their pathetic teams for fucking years, anonymous douchebag fans from the American League East hopped onto…
Did You Forget The Roller Derby Title of 83?
Knuckles the Clown What exactly does Sounders’ Open Cup title mean? “Aside, congrats Seattle on its first title since the Sonics in the late 70’s” did you forget the roller derby title of…