Coolness vs. Playability: Sword of the Stars First Impression
Ice Cream Jonsey Pinner wrote the article with that very title on Caltrops, which I will link to … here! (OK, the link works now.)
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Saints vs. Vikings
I remember reading the Saints’ schedule at the beginning of the year. It’s soft-serve ice cream. This was the weakest schedule I’ve ever seen them with. I’m not going to…
Diamond Mind 2008: Pitchers
My pitching has been pretty terrible in my first two seasons. I think my team was letting up like five runs a game. Some of this was due to my…
Quit Fucking Around With Halloween
Guys: You make women feel terrible about how they dress and act 364 days a year. Especially if you’re on the Internet. Don’t you monsters DARE try to “recognize the…
Diamond Mind Baseball 2008: Hitters
The last couple of years, I have been in an AL-only Diamond Mind computer baseball league with seven other guys. I have finished in 7th place both years. During last…
Greg’s BurgerTime Story
Ahhh… the weekend! Another stressful week complete. Relax as I did, won’t you? …By heading over to The Post-Pessimist Association!
The Firing of Matt Millen … In the Style of the Bard’s Tale Clue Book
Note from Ice Cream Jonsey: Friend, Long have I awaited thy coming of age. Our town of Detroit doth slowly wither under the cursed sorcery of Mangar, spawn of demons.…
Want Some Rye?
Course ya do. Aardvark, from the JC BBS, made the following and I think it speaks for itself. I’ll be submitting the paperwork for its eventual grammy nomination shortly. (If…
Saints vs Broncos
I went to the Saints – Broncos game yesterday, and I don’t blame Martin Gramatica for anything. The guy had not missed a kick in a Saints uniform, so he…
My Football Team Signed Joey Harrington
I feel like I want to die. Do you know what that feels like? I am going to the Saints game on Sunday. I am looking forward to seeing Reggie…