Ichiro
Knuckles the Clown Editor’s Note: On Monday, July 23rd, 2012, Ichiro Suzuki of the Seattle Mariners was traded to the New York Yankees. I’ve been a Seattle Mariners fan since 1984. As been…
Knuckles the Clown
Greta Lumpard is the Bravest Person I Know. (In the Style of Rick Reilly)
Greta Lumpard is the bravest person I know. You think Lebron James is tough? Try dunking without legs! Think Steve Nash can shoot? Try beating Greta’s career shooting percentage of…
Did You Forget The Roller Derby Title of 83?
What exactly does Sounders’ Open Cup title mean? “Aside, congrats Seattle on its first title since the Sonics in the late 70’s” did you forget the roller derby title of…
‘Tis the Season
Hey, it’s Knuckles again. Instead of asking questions on how to meet woman, I like to ask questions on how to deal with them after a night of awkwardily pawing…
Knuckles Goes To The Comics Store
I happend upon dinner with my brother this week. No he’s not a clown so fuck off. Anyhow he dragged me in to a comic book shop at the end…
Michael Phelps 8 gold medals YAWN
The Summer Olympics, where we drag out sports nobody gives a fuck about every 4 years. The last time I watched a swim meet was Back to School with Rodney…
Election 2008
Not that any of you stuffed crust wastoids will be leaving your computers long enough to hit the voting booth, “I SHOULD BE ABLE TO VOTE THROUGH THE INTERNET” you…
It’s Knuckles the Clown Week: When I’m Feeling Down
When I’m feeling down I stop masterbating for two days and eat nothing but fruit. Then once 48 hours pass, after I’ve I really missed the little things in life…
It’s Knuckles the Clown Week: Comic Book Movies
Editor’s note: We take you back to right before the release of Spider-Man 2. Comic book movies were in chaos. One “man,” the following clown, knew what the problems were…
It’s Knuckles the Clown Week: I was dead once
I was dead once. The Mclurg kids next door were fucking around banging on the walls while I was taking a bath. I got up to go yell at them…