The Edinburgh Files: Loch Ness & Buses
Ice Cream Jonsey I couldn’t hear anything in Scotland, and certainly not on a bus. I had an operation on one ear when I was like eight, but no records exist from that…
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The Edinburgh Files: In The Style Of Dr. Manhattan From Watchmen
I’m at an Internet cafe with Lex, we have been informed that the price will be seventy pence for an hour’s access to their computers. It’s a much better deal…
The Edinburgh Files: German Society Night
The cold I had is going around work right now, and people are going to doctors (responsibly), taking some time away from work (responsibly) and getting prescribed medicine (responsibly). I…
The Edinburgh Files: Kaylee
The Encyclopedia Sherwinia defines a ceilidh as: “From what I understand, Scottish people – look, Lex said this – they need, like, help in getting together and pairing off and…
The Edinburgh Files: Part One
In 1999, I wrote a computer game called Chicks Dig Jerks. It was poorly received due to its subject matter and bugs, and it deserved to be poorly received for…
Edinburgh – Prelude
The greatest trip of my life started with a virus. I can’t even be mad at them: it’s pretty awesome in here. Did you know that each morning I get…