It’s Like a Crazy Hot Chick That Blogged in WordPress
Ice Cream Jonsey There’s been many metaphors involving the “hot and crazy ex-girlfriend” when it comes to Roy Halladay and the Toronto Blue Jays, and also Randy Moss and the New England Patriots.…
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Bill Simmons Is The Worst Writer On Planet Earth, Volume 4,234
I’m quoting the entire thing from his column today about how fantasy football is broken. I’m quoting the entire thing so you can see that he literally went from telling…
Super Bowl Week: Nobody Knows Anything About Your Team
I had intended to write one column about the history of the New Orleans Saints for the two weeks leading up to the Super Bowl. Well, I have a lot…
Moments in Saints History: Mike Ditka’s First Draft
In celebration of the New Orleans Saints going to their first Super Bowl, we’ll be discussing moments in Saints history for the next two weeks. You may remember Mike Ditka…
New Orleans 31, Minnesota 28, OT
I’m house-sitting for Benjamin “Pinback” Parrish and he and his lovely girlfriend have an amazing high-definition television. I watched the game with four dogs (Boomer, Harley, Jango and Parker), two…
Atlanta’s Got The Hands Team Out
This was not called offensive pass interference last night. Now look – the teams involved don’t matter. I’m not bitching about the call here. The fact that my team was…
Did You Forget The Roller Derby Title of 83?
Knuckles the Clown What exactly does Sounders’ Open Cup title mean? “Aside, congrats Seattle on its first title since the Sonics in the late 70’s” did you forget the roller derby title of…
2008: The Year in Television
Here’s a list of all the television shows I watched, from start to finish, in 2008. They all happen to be Saints games. One is missing, the one in Denver,…
Rod Parker vs Rod Marinelli & Everyone Else
Well, the Lions lost to the Saints 42-7 on Sunday. After the game, a reporter for the Detroit News, asked Lions coach Rod Marinelli the following: “On a light note,…
Lovely Vegas, Part Two
Saturday started off with me trying to count the drinks I had the night before – I had an initial count that was low, and would actually remember them as…