Yahoo!’s Sign-in Protection Really Sets My Mind At Ease
Ice Cream Jonsey The first time Yahoo! behaved like childish cunts to me, it was 1998. I had just gotten a new (to me) car. I wanted to show my friends a photo…
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Food Pinback Could Eat Everyday: The Philly Cheesesteak
Pinback BONUS FOOD I COULD EAT EVERY DAY + WALMART-BASED RECIPE:Â Philly Cheesesteak Look at that picture above. That’s the banner for the website of South Philly Cheesesteaks, a chain of…
The Three Greatest Spielberg Films
Steven Spielberg has made a lot of movies. Some of them were mailed-in cash grabs, some of them were impressive pieces of moviemaking, and some were among the greatest movies…
Inglourious Basterds Review + DIRECTOR FIGHT
Inglourious Basterds begins in brilliant Tarantino style, with a long, drawn out, very quiet scene where the dialogue carries the show, the tension building throughout, until you can’t barely take…
Cancelling Xbox 360 Gold Membership Is A Fucking Horror Show
Three months ago my brother wanted to play some stupid baseball game with me over the Xbox 360. Well, I never got around to getting the game. I thought we…
The Stolen Green Chile Recipe
“Stolen!” –Â Mike Martin, The Mike Martin Travel Agency We will look back upon these days, where I pirated the new Third Eye Blind album and cooked up green chiles,…
The Three Greatest Movie Performances Ever
1. This was originally going to be a top five list, but I couldn’t think of two others that fit the criteria I will list in #2 below. Which is…
Directv Has The Worst Customer Service of All-Time
I’m still amazed at what I’ve been through today. Â I’m hoping that this turns up in some searches, so people can see what they are in for. I had…
The Best You Can Do Is Make Him Laugh At Your Predicament.
Here’s the thing about Tiger Woods: Nobody argues about it anymore. There was a time, if you can believe it, that there was such a thing as the “Big Four”…
‘Tis the Season
Knuckles the Clown Hey, it’s Knuckles again. Instead of asking questions on how to meet woman, I like to ask questions on how to deal with them after a night of awkwardily pawing…