[quote=Jizaboz post_id=107752 time=1586927602 user_id=910]
It took way too much shit to kill Edward Teach. Not sure where I was going with that one but there's a pirate joke and history lesson later perhaps.[/quote]
Aye, mateys! Perhaps he had more things to [i]teach[/i] people. Or maybe his nickname wasn't because his beard was black, but, because he was a pirate who didn't bathe enough, and it's dark from all the rotting food stuck in it!


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It took way too much shit to kill Edward Teach. Not sure where I was going with that one but there's a pirate joke and history lesson later perhaps.

[quote="Ice Cream Jonsey" post_id=107743 time=1586911694 user_id=3]I'm seeing something in common with all these people and I'll give you a guess - leg count
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Having one leg down, will give him one leg up!

On your JC Eulogy Page I plan on posting:

God dropped the mold when he made Paul.

Now may not be the most appropriate time to mention that but I was particularly proud of it when I thought it up earlier today and I was hoping nobody else here or on caltrops ever said the same thing?

You'll pull through! Here's to another 8 years of cheating celebs!

[quote=bryanb post_id=107739 time=1586908692 user_id=2003]
Yeah, you can definitely beat this, Paul. Maybe Greg will have some advice or words of wisdom for you as he's experienced the disease firsthand. In the meantime, here are some inspirational stories.

[url=https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bill-lapschies-oregon-veteran-coronavirus-recover-104-years-birthday/]104-Year-Old WWII Veteran Recovers From Coronavirus
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[url=https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/10/us/coronavirus-99-year-old-home-trnd/index.html]99-Year-Old Woman Comes Home After Two Weeks In The Hospital [/url]

[url=https://news.yahoo.com/99-old-wwii-vet-beats-coronavirus-brazil-205154697.html]99-Year-Old Brazilian Artilleryman Wins Another Battle[/url]
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I'm seeing something in common with all these people and I'll give you a guess - leg count

Guys he asked us to guess what. I don't see any guesses.



.........."ADVANCED AIDS+!!!!!!"

Yeah, you can definitely beat this, Paul. Maybe Greg will have some advice or words of wisdom for you as he's experienced the disease firsthand. In the meantime, here are some inspirational stories.

[url=https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bill-lapschies-oregon-veteran-coronavirus-recover-104-years-birthday/]104-Year-Old WWII Veteran Recovers From Coronavirus
[/url]

[url=https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/10/us/coronavirus-99-year-old-home-trnd/index.html]99-Year-Old Woman Comes Home After Two Weeks In The Hospital [/url]

[url=https://news.yahoo.com/99-old-wwii-vet-beats-coronavirus-brazil-205154697.html]99-Year-Old Brazilian Artilleryman Wins Another Battle[/url]

Ya Paul, you'll pull through this! We'll shower you in Jelly Beans once this is over.

Dude! We're all pulling for you. Get better soon!

Ah shit. Good luck Paul..

The doctor informed me I tested positive. Yes, I do mean for Covid-19. I am surprised it has not been as bad as I feared. Have had some nausea and vomiting, and some chills. And he said I was supposed to get my computer. Not sure how long this phone has left, gotta go.

Mostly I was afraid Jonsey was going to have to close my thread after 8 years.


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