What were their names?

Man, they's a lot of stress here lately.

Hurtful.

And again Billy: Fuck you you worthless piece of shit.

[quote=AArdvark post_id=107988 time=1587550247 user_id=20]
[quote]I'm never going to make a video.[/quote]

Well maybe I'll make a video and review these candies by proxy
[/quote]

I'd love to see what you come up with!

[quote]I'm never going to make a video.[/quote]

Well maybe I'll make a video and review these candies by proxy

Its true. That thread has had a couple posts where people were talking about just "good" mouth feels. I deleted the posts and screwed with Retro's account permissions while I was in the panel.

[quote=AArdvark post_id=107972 time=1587511858 user_id=20]give us a mouth-feel review[/quote]


They all have a similar density and texture, smooth all the way through and their density is somewhere between a gummy bear and jujube. They do not become noticeably softer as they warm up in your mouth. Nibbling on them will release more of the salt flavor but it is unlikely you will be able to bite all the way through one without considerable effort. They just keep flattening out as bite force is exerted and they get really sticky from your saliva so they will flatten out and wrap themselves around a tooth long before splitting in two.

They can then be easily peeled off with a toothpick or your finger as a last result. The inconvenience this creates is simply a reminder to take your time with them. This is why I have found the ideal method of consumption to be allowing them to dissolve on your tongue while making the occasional nibble to tease some of the salt out until it has dissolved completely.

The mouth-feel is very pleasing, but not enough to make ICJ's mouth-feel thread where he is asking for only the best mouth-feel.

I'm never going to make a video.


So just to update everyone on the status of my reviews:

1. The original salmiakki is still a 10/10. Man that stuff is tasty and I plan on stocking up on it shortly.

2. The Pantteri is getting dropped to a 5/10. The Nyquil taste got really tiresome really fast.

3. I'm dropping the super salmiakki down to an 8/10. Again, I get the salty black licorice, but adding menthol to the equation just doesn't make any sense to me.

4. The PAX I'm keeping at 2/10 since it is still better than the new butterfingers.


There are a number of other salmiakki treats I plan on reviewing in the future here so stay tuned!

Sure I did. I was just hoping for a more home-grown, do it yourself video. Like the kind where you line up all the candies on the counter-top and eat them one by one and give us a mouth-feel review while eating them.

There, I just did a video outline for you, now you just fill in the blank spots with video.

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[quote=AArdvark post_id=107953 time=1587463811 user_id=20]
Can there be a video of these bottles of scotch?
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You didn't even appreciate the last video I posted for you.

Can there be a video of these bottles of scotch?

I don't know why you have to keep attacking Paul, he's battling the same thing you claim 2 people you know died from. Though that part was also probably copied from another website somewhere as well.

Yes, any of this happened and you aren't the most tedious maggot here. At least Paul believes in his stupid bullshit.

[quote="The Happiness Engine" post_id=107936 time=1587432185 user_id=930]So... where are you copying these reviews from like so much[/quote]

Unlike your "moved to new york/started stacking bodies for whatever reason" story that is found verbatim all over the internet if you copy and paste it into a google search, here is the only place you will find these reviews as they are all mine...all ours, they are a gift to this forum so they belong to everyone now.

[quote="The Happiness Engine" post_id=107936 time=1587432185 user_id=930]"no guys I really bought 15 bottles of scotch!" [/quote]

I actually own way more than 15 bottles of single malt scotch, the only problem is my tastes moved on to bourbon and now I don't know what to do with all of them!

So... where are you copying these reviews from like so much "no guys I really bought 15 bottles of scotch!" Because I can't be bothered to care.

You asked me to post a video, I posted a video. I even went as far as previewing a number of videos to get one of the better ones.

So yes meaning no.

I get it. I get it

I'm not in the video.

Which one are you?