My Job

by **Lesbian Co-ordinator** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 9:52 am

Britney Spears wrote:My job is ta pose and be universally hated. Will ya do me? Will ya? Huh? Huh?

Hey, you aren't universally hated. Keza likes you and wants to do you. You are the person in the world she'd most like to do. Well, apart from Till. Obviously.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 8:54 am

Lysander wrote:My job is to capriciously ask why the fuck this topic isn't in the best of base.

Because, since the last post in this thread was TODAY, it's going to stay at the top of the Best Of base for months. It'll be the first post in there for a very long time.

And frankly, this is not the sort of thread that I want "representing" the Best Of base for the months to come. It was a little funny for a while there, but I don't know if I want it in the #1 slot for the next six months.

That being said, if anyone DOES have candidates, please write me a PM on this bulletin board and include the URLs for the threads in question.

Thanks, but not regular thanks. Thanks... in advance!

by **Lysander** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 7:34 am

My job is to capriciously ask why the fuck this topic isn't in the best of base.

by **Delayed Reaction Jackson** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:53 pm

Hey! That's my job!

by **Warning** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 9:21 pm

My job is to say, "He who kisses Vitriola...SMOTHERS AT THE ICE CREAM JONSEY'S TOUCH!"

by **formatting police** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 12:39 pm

My job is to ban people like Joint for not following the format of the posts and, indeed, posting off-topically.

by **Joint** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 11:54 am

Hey if you burn me instead I will make you feel good.

by **Firefly** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 11:52 am

Campfire wrote:My job is to burn EVERYTHING

Hey! Me too! Cool! Ya wanna... get togetheh sometime?

by **Campfire** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 9:34 am

My job is to burn EVERYTHING

by **phone** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 9:30 am

My job is to disturb you when you're having sex.

by **loafergirl** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 9:29 am

my job is to be a veal calf

by **Jeff Tam** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 9:17 am

My job is to have lots of ugly fucking tatoos and pitch like an 8-year old girl.

by **Job** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 9:16 am

My job is to be taken and shoved around by God and Satan and their little wager.

by **Job** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 9:16 am

My job is to be taken and shoved.

by **vicious profanity flood** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 8:58 am

My job is to awaken the neighbors so they can hate you more, make the user feel at ease, be a catalyst for crunching walls, and in general a verbal coosh ball.

by **Oversleep** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 8:57 am

My job is to make you late for whatever you were doing and be chewed out by your boss/teacher/significant other/mother/father/big green goop from outer space.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 12:35 am

by **Guest** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 12:33 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Roody's just too nice a guy to tell you to go eat a steaming, generous serving of your own droppings like the rest of us do.

LOL!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:46 pm

Shut up, Freddie. Everyone hates you because when you first started posting over on Monto Rusa, you asked Ben what the "magic" of that place was about thirty times before Ben finally acquiesced to your endless whining.

Do you know what this human pox did when he finally got the answer from Ben? For those that do not, I will fill in the details.

He simply said, "Fag, LOL" and that was it. All that build-up, and he called Ben a homosexual. Real nice, on about three different levels. Real nice guy.

This is why nobody can stand you, Freddie. Roody's just too nice a guy to tell you to go eat a steaming, generous serving of your own droppings like the rest of us do.

by **Freddie** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 11:43 pm

You're the only one who is nice to me, Roody Yogurt.

My Job

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