MAME Club side conversations attempt #2.

by **Tdarcos** » Wed Aug 12, 2020 3:49 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Fri Aug 07, 2020 8:00 pm The club is our last honorable institution.

Uh, I'm not sure I want to be institutionalized.

by **Billy Mays** » Sun Aug 09, 2020 8:43 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:05 amAt some point when we let you talk long enough, you engage in a Liar's Tell. This is how we all knew you never had a sip of alcohol either when you were breathlessly posting about it. You're completely full of crap in all of this which was made obvious by simply letting you speak. You haven't played any of these games since getting your shit pushed in for the overhead one and I'm laughing my ass off that steam is still coming out of your ears over all of this.

Ha! Ha ha!

You also suck at playing video games.

I don't know what a Liar's Tell is and I refuse to look it up because this entire conversation has been retarded. Believe what you want, I don't care.

by **RetroRomper** » Sun Aug 09, 2020 1:22 pm

There was an attempt #1?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:05 am

Billy Mays wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 12:55 am
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 12:44 amRev 4 is what we're all playing this week, numbnuts, it's faster than rev 2, which is what my real machine is, which hasn't been turned on since Monday. Christ.
That's odd, because you said the exact opposite thing the other day.

At some point when we let you talk long enough, you engage in a Liar's Tell. This is how we all knew you never had a sip of alcohol either when you were breathlessly posting about it. You're completely full of crap in all of this which was made obvious by simply letting you speak. You haven't played any of these games since getting your shit pushed in for the overhead one and I'm laughing my ass off that steam is still coming out of your ears over all of this.

Ha! Ha ha!

You also suck at playing video games.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:01 am

bryanb wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 3:07 am I should probably point out here that my oft-quoted teams post was written in jest

I know.

by **AArdvark** » Sun Aug 09, 2020 8:10 am

Rob created the Tuesday Boozeday Club to improve mankind. Mankind used the Tuesday Boozeday Club to fight to argue abput it

by **RetroRomper** » Sun Aug 09, 2020 7:18 am

Alternate version in case anyone wanted to put it up on their Geocities webpage:

by **RetroRomper** » Sun Aug 09, 2020 6:52 am

Billy Mays wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 12:48 am This should just get renamed to ICJ CHEATS CLUB [...]

by **Tdarcos** » Sun Aug 09, 2020 6:19 am

bryanb wrote: Mon Jul 27, 2020 8:43 pm Bryan's Shadow Raiders:
Bryan!
Robb!
AArdvark!
Jizaboz!
Billy!
Assistant Coach: Paul!

Flack's Forbidden Army:
Flack!
Kid Ice!
Mushroom Tom!
pinback
K8track!
Physio: Some guy who uses racial slurs on Caltrops regularly!

Trades would be possible as long as they don't involve the team captain or support staff, but I'm pretty happy with my picks so the answer is probably "No." Also, I think RetroRomper should be able to represent either team at any point he wishes. He could play Monday for the Shadow Raiders and Tuesday for the Forbidden Army. That's fine with me. The important thing is he plays!

Uh, hold on a second before you institute a draft because maybe I'm a conscientious objector or a non-combatant. Perhaps it might have been a good idea to ask me before drafting me, I mean, before men got drafted up into the '70s they sent you a notice allowing you to request deferment or exemption.

In fact, since women are now fully eligible for combat roles the requirement that men only register for the draft was found unconstitutional last year. National Coalition for Men v. Selective Service System 4:16-cv-03362 (So. Dist. Tex, 2019)

I mean, putting me on a different team than Flack might cause him to hate me so much I don't get any more delicious snacks from him! That's my biggest worry.

by **Flack** » Sun Aug 09, 2020 6:08 am

Boy, those small UFOs are deadly!

by **AArdvark** » Sun Aug 09, 2020 5:40 am

I'm sorry, who let you in here?

by **Tdarcos** » Sun Aug 09, 2020 5:38 am

Billy Mays wrote: Sat Aug 08, 2020 2:26 pm
RetroRomper wrote: Sat Aug 08, 2020 10:41 amYou were likely THE ONE who I encountered in College who'd make sure that in Beer Pong
I have never played beer pong, something I am proud of.

I have never played either Beer Pong[1] OR Pong, and I am neither proud nor ashamed of this fact.

[1] I don't even know what Beer Pong is, whether it's Ping Pong while drunk or Pong while drunk.

by **Tdarcos** » Sun Aug 09, 2020 5:26 am

Billy Mays wrote: Sat Aug 08, 2020 9:04 am
Flack wrote: Sat Aug 08, 2020 7:29 amand most likely won't be archived without a lot of asterisks
To save yourself time just put an asterisk next anyone who didn't cheat. You people make me sick.

I guess he feels people who don't cheat should have an asterisk as they didn't put their reputation, or rather, their ass, to risk.

by **bryanb** » Sun Aug 09, 2020 3:07 am

I should probably point out here that my oft-quoted teams post was written in jest and wasn't intended to be either a subject of controversy or a serious suggestion. I hope no one genuinely believes I'm trying to create gainful employment opportunities for racist Caltrops posters. We all know they're mostly cops and won't leave the beat until they've got their pensions nailed down anyway.

Regretfully, I must also say I'm considering releasing Billy from his contract for the Shadow Raiders and trying to sign Retro as a free agent. I appreciate everything Billy brings to the table and will always be grateful for his service, but team morale is at an all-time low. Our assistant coach walked into the locker room the other day and immediately declared, "There's no spirit here!" Damned if he wasn't right, too.

by **Billy Mays** » Sun Aug 09, 2020 12:55 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 12:44 amRev 4 is what we're all playing this week, numbnuts, it's faster than rev 2, which is what my real machine is, which hasn't been turned on since Monday. Christ.

That's odd, because you said the exact opposite thing the other day.

by **Billy Mays** » Sun Aug 09, 2020 12:53 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 12:44 amSo you couldn't say where BryanB said that, got it. Weird, because he literally said what you said, and you were sure to mention that twice.

Obviously I wasn't referring to everything we've ever posted here, that is the weird part, that you thought I was saying everything we ever posted here. Ok, since it has to be done then I'll do it: BryanB and myself sometimes post things that are not the same thing. Now that I cleared the slate on that, how do you explain this:

bryanb wrote: Mon Jul 27, 2020 8:43 pm

I think the only fair way to do it would be to hold a draft. The individual competition could be the way we select team captains and award draft picks. I don't know how people would feel about having a team captain from another board that they don't know at all, though. Maybe it'd be best to always have one captain from JC and one captain from TGC. Imagine these potential lineups:

Bryan's Shadow Raiders:
Bryan!
Robb!
AArdvark!
Jizaboz!
Billy!
Assistant Coach: Paul!

Flack's Forbidden Army:
Flack!
Kid Ice!
Mushroom Tom!
pinback
K8track!
Physio: Some guy who uses racial slurs on Caltrops regularly!

Trades would be possible as long as they don't involve the team captain or support staff, but I'm pretty happy with my picks so the answer is probably "No." Also, I think RetroRomper should be able to represent either team at any point he wishes. He could play Monday for the Shadow Raiders and Tuesday for the Forbidden Army. That's fine with me. The important thing is he plays!

?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Aug 09, 2020 12:51 am

The boards have been worked over with some kind of Cheat Soldering Iron, that's true.

by **Billy Mays** » Sun Aug 09, 2020 12:48 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Sun Aug 09, 2020 12:30 amI'll post that as soon as we see Mays' Joust 2 and Berzerk screenshots, which totally exist in the world and weren't numbers picked out of thin air by someone whose only goal here is to ruin the fun everyone else is having.

Posting a screenshot is optional, you would know that if you read the rules. But why would you? You're just making it up as you go along anyways. Any ROM, any version, not playing any of it on MAME, you probably have some illegal soldering work done on those physical boards you brag about and try to shove down everyone's throat. This should just get renamed to ICJ CHEATS CLUB, at least then it would be an accurate description of what's actually going on around here.

by **Jizaboz** » Sun Aug 09, 2020 12:46 am

Go home Mays, you’ve had enough for one night.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Aug 09, 2020 12:44 am

So you couldn't say where BryanB said that, got it. Weird, because he literally said what you said, and you were sure to mention that twice.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: ↑Ok, I played rev 4. It is easily three times as fast as rev 2 Asteroids.

Rev 4 is what we're all playing this week, numbnuts, it's faster than rev 2, which is what my real machine is, which hasn't been turned on since Monday. Christ.

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