by Jizaboz » Wed Jan 01, 2025 1:26 am
Keeping with tradition, I will review watching new years on TV.
Tons of country music this year for some reason. Maybe that genre is becoming popular? I don’t know, but it suuuucks. The pinnacle of this was a dude came out looking like Zak Bagins’ (Ghost Adventures) brother with a huge beer gut and skinny jeans preforming a country/ metal song. Yup, it was fucking awful.
A highlight came up when random rappers did a stupid song for a bit featuring dumb ass Jarule, Fat Joe (more like dad body Joe now), Slick Rick, and others. Then more country and bullshit.
Oh I almost forgot the most awful country moment. Red haired dude with a beard in a coal cave in West Virginia bellaring that song about “and yur dollar ain’t shit” to some actual miners sitting on a rock looking at him awkwardly as he sings but has to pause every time a “shit” comes lol. Stupid.
The whole night as I’m drinking cheap champagne from Aldi with Lyndsay and substances kick in I wonder “wtf is going on here? Why is this so weird? Politics maybe? That would be dumb..”
Then I utter aloud “where are the ass clapping attention whores?” to which she’s like “wut?” I say “you know Cardi B, Megan the Stallion, Foxy Red?” No reaction or response lol
That would change at 2;30 am when Keisha steps out in a red rubber suit with her ass out sporting Cyberpunk sunglasses. Her backup “dancers” were dudes crawling around the floor in animal sex masks. Many lyrics were censored as she sang the words of the title; “Joy Ride” with a manly voice. Not exactly what I was looking for, but I’ll take it.
Keeping with tradition, I will review watching new years on TV.
Tons of country music this year for some reason. Maybe that genre is becoming popular? I don’t know, but it suuuucks. The pinnacle of this was a dude came out looking like Zak Bagins’ (Ghost Adventures) brother with a huge beer gut and skinny jeans preforming a country/ metal song. Yup, it was fucking awful.
A highlight came up when random rappers did a stupid song for a bit featuring dumb ass Jarule, Fat Joe (more like dad body Joe now), Slick Rick, and others. Then more country and bullshit.
Oh I almost forgot the most awful country moment. Red haired dude with a beard in a coal cave in West Virginia bellaring that song about “and yur dollar ain’t shit” to some actual miners sitting on a rock looking at him awkwardly as he sings but has to pause every time a “shit” comes lol. Stupid.
The whole night as I’m drinking cheap champagne from Aldi with Lyndsay and substances kick in I wonder “wtf is going on here? Why is this so weird? Politics maybe? That would be dumb..”
Then I utter aloud “where are the ass clapping attention whores?” to which she’s like “wut?” I say “you know Cardi B, Megan the Stallion, Foxy Red?” No reaction or response lol
That would change at 2;30 am when Keisha steps out in a red rubber suit with her ass out sporting Cyberpunk sunglasses. Her backup “dancers” were dudes crawling around the floor in animal sex masks. Many lyrics were censored as she sang the words of the title; “Joy Ride” with a manly voice. Not exactly what I was looking for, but I’ll take it.