OH YOU ALL GOT SOME ARCH ENEMIES NOW!

by **loafergirl** » Sat Jul 27, 2002 9:09 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Y'know, I really regret mentioning the dye thing in the games. I don't regret doing it, but mentioning it there... but Christ, my (eventual) kids are going to play those things.

Hey, think of it this way, maybe hair dye is one of your super powers, you're Ice Cream Jonsey and you "frosted" your hair.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Jul 26, 2002 11:18 pm

Y'know, I really regret mentioning the dye thing in the games. I don't regret doing it, but mentioning it there... but Christ, my (eventual) kids are going to play those things.

I just didn't have three factoids about myself I otherwise felt like sharing. I shall change it up for the next game.

Additionally: EAT SOD.

by **Ice Milk Jonsay** » Fri Jul 26, 2002 7:34 pm

Hey man. Nice "website" you got here. Hey man. Nice "games" you wrote. Hey man. Nice "football team" you root for. Hey man. Nice "atomic mouse pills" you're swallowing as fast as possible.

Hey man. Nice "sleep schedule" you're keeping. Hey man. Nice "BBS" you're running. Hey man. Nice "hair color" you've got there.

Hey man. Nice "batting" swing. Hey man. Nice "content" you've got. Hey man. Nice "color scheme" you've given us.

Hey man. Nice "job" you've got for yourself. Hey man. Nice "meetings" you're going to. Hey man. Nice "friends" you hang out with.

Hey man. Nice "Knight Orc" that's your favorite game.

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the dank and smelly...Ice Milk Jonsey!
ACCEPT ONLY SUBSTITUTES!!!!

by **'TARDVARK** » Fri Jul 26, 2002 6:18 pm

I EET BOGS TU.

DIS NOT FONNY N-E MORE

CADBAD BAX

by **loafergirl** » Fri Jul 26, 2002 1:24 pm

Unfunny Bunny wrote:Humor, and all those who would champion its vile cause had best step off, because I am the UNFUNNY BUNNY and my insatiable appetite (except for one thing) can only be satiated by one thing, and that is:

THE ERADICATION OF ALL FUNNY AND HUMOR AND LAUGH ON THE WORLD!!!!!

So you had all best step off lest I unleash my fury of unfunny unto yourselves!!!

hehehehehe, that's funny!

by **loafergirl** » Fri Jul 26, 2002 1:21 pm

Mojo Jojo wrote:
loafergirl wrote:Jesus, Mojo Jojo is more intimidating than Robin.
-LG

Hey!! Hey!!!!!

Hey what?! That's a compliment considdering you're a monkey in heels that runs away from 3 little girls.

-LG

by **Unfunny Bunny** » Fri Jul 26, 2002 1:08 pm

Humor, and all those who would champion its vile cause had best step off, because I am the UNFUNNY BUNNY and my insatiable appetite (except for one thing) can only be satiated by one thing, and that is:

THE ERADICATION OF ALL FUNNY AND HUMOR AND LAUGH ON THE WORLD!!!!!

So you had all best step off lest I unleash my fury of unfunny unto yourselves!!!

by **Mojo Jojo** » Fri Jul 26, 2002 1:00 pm

loafergirl wrote:Jesus, Mojo Jojo is more intimidating than Robin.
-LG

Hey!! Hey!!!!!

by **One of the Other Bruces** » Fri Jul 26, 2002 12:57 pm

bruce wrote:The Pissing Bandit tells me he has better things to do with his time. Myself, I suspect they mostly involve fantasizing about Emily Short and a Very Large Plate of Expensive and Stinky Cheeses, but it's really his business and not mine.

Once... we were legion.

Until that horrible day when one of our own broke... from the mold.

We cried real tears that sad September day... when at last he made himself known to the world.

Sin Against Mimesis was what he called it... and his own legend grew.

He split from us then, and we have never truly recovered... Come back to us, Bruce. Come back to the Hive.

--One of the Other Bruces

by **AP Chemistry** » Fri Jul 26, 2002 12:54 pm

AP English Lit wrote:Hey, I'll be AP's arch-fiend. Just remember that you can't spell "The apple of the text adventure world's eye" without AP.

edit No! You little worm! I was beaten only by mere seconds! Aw, Kee-rist, who am I supposed to fight now?

by **AP English Lit** » Fri Jul 26, 2002 12:54 pm

Hey, I'll be AP's arch-fiend. Just remember that you can't spell "The apple of the text adventure world's eye" without AP.

by **ANTAGONIST Z** » Fri Jul 26, 2002 12:52 pm

The next time that mewling little turd "Loafer Boy" shows up at one of these Legion of Doom meetings, I'm going to rip his throat out and shit down his neck. It's like he's flirting with his arch-nemesis or something. If he flirts with her then they can get to him. If they can get to him, they can get to me. And THAT CAN'T HAPPEN.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Jul 26, 2002 8:09 am

We'll get that roster adjusted, then.

Did you get my mail on the LOTR manual in spanking new PDF form? If that looks as blurry as the girls at the far end of the bar at about 2:00am just let me know. I have yet another trick up my sleeve to make that the sharpest PDF manual yet.

by **bruce** » Fri Jul 26, 2002 7:02 am

Loafer Boy wrote:
loafergirl wrote: AP, I think the Pissing Bandit was scheduled to be yours.
The Pissing Bandit tells me he has better things to do with his time. Myself, I suspect they mostly involve fantasizing about Emily Short and a Very Large Plate of Expensive and Stinky Cheeses, but it's really his business and not mine. Sorry, AP.

Bruce

by **loafergirl** » Thu Jul 25, 2002 6:02 pm

Lax wrote:I actually fucking deliver promised content!!! http://www.misp.fsnet.co.uk/pervy/flashing.jpg !!!.

SWEET! Can we keep Lax?
(though might I suggest another evil name such as Xel, pronounced excel, therefor making it a Microsoft product and inherently evil, while also preventing such jokes that may involve ex-lax?)

-LG

by **loafergirl** » Thu Jul 25, 2002 5:58 pm

Loafer Boy wrote:
loafergirl wrote: Oh come on, if you're going to try and mangle my mangled quote you could have at least made it into

"I am Loafer Boy hear me BORE!" or if he's supposed to be all evil why not
"I am Loafer Boy I create carnage and GORE!"
or
"I am Loafer Boy a deadly infectious SPORE!"
or
"I am Loafer Boy and soon Loafer Girl will be no MORE!"
I'm not very good at this villian thing. I'm like the "Robin" of this Legion of Doom here. A lot of other guys were ready to go but I need some time to ramp up on this.

AP, I think the Pissing Bandit was scheduled to be yours.

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"I am Loafer Boy, hear me"... well, look, I'm still working on this

So the fact is my archnemisis is a wuss, thus making me the badass. My mortal opposite is a "Robin"??? Holy pathetic evil other, Batman! Jesus, Mojo Jojo is more intimidating than Robin. What are you a non-smoking, devout Catholic, with no sense of humor, who enjoys wearing socks and eating tofu?

-LG

by **Lax** » Thu Jul 25, 2002 4:30 pm

Lookitme, I'm American. I'm not wearing a fucking skirt.

I never, ever use fucking semi-colons.

I actually fucking deliver promised content!!! http://www.misp.fsnet.co.uk/pervy/flashing.jpg !!!.

You are all my collective bitch.

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(You've got about a week 'til I punch the shit out of you, aight?)[/i]

by **Insectivore** » Thu Jul 25, 2002 2:43 pm

bug u will b eaten
i eat bugs

hard 2 type order keeboard
from same spot @ bug
6-8 wks

then u get eaten

by **asdasd** » Thu Jul 25, 2002 2:42 pm

THE REVOLUTION BEGINS AT MSNBC, YOU RIGHT BASTARD! YOU SHALL MEET YOUR MAKER IN NOT PERSONAL COMBAT, BUT WITHIN A WAR OF HEADLINES! FOUL, FOUL, CREATURE! I LIGHT THE FIRES WHILE THE CITY SLEEPS! BOTH YOUR PRECIOUS COLORADO AND GEORGIA SHALL BE LITTLE MORE THAN CHARRED HEAPS OF BLACK ASH WHEN I AM DONE! I POST ALL IN CAPS BECAUSE YOU DON'T!

OH YOU ALL GOT SOME ARCH ENEMIES NOW!

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