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Re: The BBS caught HPV

by Tdarcos » Mon May 22, 2023 3:44 am

Mama Blue wrote: Sun May 21, 2023 1:21 pm
Tdarcos wrote: Sun May 21, 2023 12:03 pm
cassie_91 wrote: Fri May 19, 2023 3:50 pm i really like this place mainly because half of the time im here i have no idea what anybody is talking about!!
Neither does anyone else here. We just fake it 'till we make it.
Speak for yourself.
(In Southern accent) Blue, honey chile, as of May 16th I been here 15 years an' I srill don't know whats a-goin' on. Sweetie, if little ol' Mama Blue can tell me, I surely would appreciate it. Thank you, missy Rae, for any help you might offer this clueless soul.

Re: The BBS caught HPV

by Mama Blue » Sun May 21, 2023 1:21 pm

Tdarcos wrote: Sun May 21, 2023 12:03 pm
cassie_91 wrote: Fri May 19, 2023 3:50 pm i really like this place mainly because half of the time im here i have no idea what anybody is talking about!!
Neither does anyone else here. We just fake it 'till we make it.
Speak for yourself.

Re: The BBS caught HPV

by Tdarcos » Sun May 21, 2023 12:03 pm

cassie_91 wrote: Fri May 19, 2023 3:50 pm i really like this place mainly because half of the time im here i have no idea what anybody is talking about!!
Neither does anyone else here. We just fake it 'till we make it.

Re: The BBS caught HPV

by Mama Blue » Fri May 19, 2023 7:49 pm

The ooze! Lol.

Re: The BBS caught HPV

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri May 19, 2023 5:07 pm

cassie_91 wrote: Fri May 19, 2023 3:50 pm i really like this place mainly because half of the time im here i have no idea what anybody is talking about!!
The BBS has been ensnared by a deadly, fatal disease. I've asked: no one I know has HPV. Therefore we must conclude its death rate is 100%

Save yourselves!!

Re: The BBS caught HPV

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri May 19, 2023 4:51 pm

Mama Blue wrote: Fri May 19, 2023 10:07 am Have you tested the board for all other STDs? There is a strong correlation between HPV infection and syphilis transmission.

We don't want the board to die, in jail, where it suffers from the manifestation of syphilis symptoms.

I understand the problem now! We are having our way with this board, unprotected too!

From now on we all need to wear finger condoms, like lesbians, when we type. And if youre gonna buy condoms Jonesy. Buy Magnums, cause this boards got a big dick.

My computer is covered by a trash bag. But it's not helping!!!

The oooze!!!

Re: The BBS caught HPV

by cassie_91 » Fri May 19, 2023 3:50 pm

i really like this place mainly because half of the time im here i have no idea what anybody is talking about!!

Re: The BBS caught HPV

by Mama Blue » Fri May 19, 2023 10:07 am

Have you tested the board for all other STDs? There is a strong correlation between HPV infection and syphilis transmission.

We don't want the board to die, in jail, where it suffers from the manifestation of syphilis symptoms.

I understand the problem now! We are having our way with this board, unprotected too!

From now on we all need to wear finger condoms, like lesbians, when we type. And if youre gonna buy condoms Jonesy. Buy Magnums, cause this boards got a big dick.

Re: The BBS caught HPV

by Mama Blue » Tue May 16, 2023 9:55 am

Tdarcos wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 12:36 am What can I say? I am a child of the 60's, that term was acceptable then, and I don't have much contact with people where the status of black people is concerned, because race was not a factor in my interactions with others except in where someone else had a problem. I stand corrected.
Cool.

Re: The BBS caught HPV

by Tdarcos » Tue May 16, 2023 12:36 am

What can I say? I am a child of the 60's, that term was acceptable then, and I don't have much contact with people where the status of black people is concerned, because race was not a factor in my interactions with others except in where someone else had a problem. I stand corrected.

Re: The BBS caught HPV

by Jizaboz » Mon May 15, 2023 10:20 pm

Re: The BBS caught HPV

by Mama Blue » Mon May 15, 2023 7:54 pm

Now that I've completely derailed the subject you can see why Straw dubbed me "Blue The Buzzkiller."

Pretty much every thread I post in or start dies almost immediately. It's like no one wants to interact with me.

Why? Am I stupid? An asshole? A complete cunt? Do you just dislike me bc I bad named your old friend? Bc I brought up old memories? Bc I still talk about Noel? Yesterday was mother's day and I didn't say shit. Bc I'm fat and you think I'm a pig when I'm actually a 350 lb anorexic? Don't believe me? I can show you where I was diagnosed with low prealbumin, low phosphorous etc marking malnutrition contributing to brittle bones and bone loss. Or is it bc I posted my fundraiser, once. I posted once on fb too. I did not ask anyone other than that. I did not post it multiple times.

I try to contribute to the board. I'm sorry that I have become Blue The Threadkiller. I'm sorry that the content that I try to add to the board is considered stupid, boring or useless by the majority.

I'm sorry for being me.

Last week I had my 23th bout of Hypoxic, Hypercapnic, Chronic Respiratory Failure. I was intubated and had a feeding tube in for most of last week. The first time they extubated me I almost died and I remember the terror and complete loss of control for those few minutes when i could not breathe and i was tied to the bed and my trachea collapsed, b4 they put me back into a medically induced coma. It was one of the top 2 scary moments of my life.

Today I'm battling my 3rd bladder infection 3 weeks in a row, and I've been passing lots of bloodclots in my urine for 2 weeks.
And my very first diabetic foot infection.
They are scared of sepsis, amputation.

Re: The BBS caught HPV

by Mama Blue » Mon May 15, 2023 5:01 pm

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Re: The BBS caught HPV

by Mama Blue » Mon May 15, 2023 4:56 pm

Re: The BBS caught HPV

by Mama Blue » Mon May 15, 2023 4:56 pm

Re: The BBS caught HPV

by Mama Blue » Mon May 15, 2023 4:55 pm

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Re: The BBS caught HPV

by Mama Blue » Mon May 15, 2023 11:26 am

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Negroes like my children or grandchild? Or are they not black enough?

Negro is the polite way to say the N-word and everybody knows it.

If you're clueless they prefer "Black" rn.

Re: The BBS caught HPV

by Mama Blue » Mon May 15, 2023 11:21 am

Tdarcos wrote: Sat May 13, 2023 3:09 pm
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Sat May 13, 2023 7:55 am Hey! First off, it is great to have you back here, Paul. I mean that sincerely.
Tdarcos wrote: Fri May 12, 2023 6:04 pm How exactly does a hosted service that does not download any unknown software and certainly nothing executable contract any kind of virus?
Well, that is the thing, in the times we live in now, we do not shame the BBS for what happened, but instead, we are going to try to find a cure.
I was not "shaming" this facility, I was asking how the infection is even possible. It's like me claiming to have [1]tobacco mosaic virus, [2] feline AIDS, [3] amenorrhea, or [4] sickle cell anemia. No one would be shaming me for asking how I have [1] a virus exclusively affecting tobacco plants; [2] a disease exclusive to cats; [3] irregular menstrual periods; or [4] a condition almost completely restricted to Negroes.
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Sat May 13, 2023 7:55 am Sometimes the cure is worse than the disease.
That is true, before antibiotics like penicillin, syphilis was horribly unpleasant and probably painful to be treated for, it involved consumption of mercury.
"Negroes..."

Seriously?

Re: The BBS caught HPV

by Tdarcos » Sun May 14, 2023 5:58 am

Flack wrote: Sat May 13, 2023 8:13 pm No one thought Zonkeys were possible until one zebra was brave enough to try.
@on all change 'brave' to 'horny'.

Re: The BBS caught HPV

by Flack » Sat May 13, 2023 8:13 pm

No one thought Zonkeys were possible until one zebra was brave enough to try.

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