by pinback » Sun Aug 20, 2023 6:06 pm
Randy was the most annoying person I ever worked with.
The first time I met him in a professional capacity was, I had just joined the company ICJ and Milker were working at, and they brought us all out to Denver for a week of on-site work. There wasn't much room for all us outsiders, so I got sat on a bench next to him. This was my first time in a QA job, and my first time meeting all these people, so I was pretty focused on showing I could get the job done.
Meanwhile the entire time I'm sitting there trying to work, he's singing little songs to me, and sharing videos and just doing everything he could to get my attention and make me laugh, and I'm like, holy shit dude, can't you see I am very focused on this very important job QAing this very important stupid fucking website or whatever it was? He could not. He could not see that, and so the songs and jokes continued.
As we moved from company to company, it was always the same. I'm trying to get this super-critical ticket done so we can clear our super-critical stupid fucking product to production, and he's sending me audios of himself singing about me and calling me ham sandwich and just the most random fucking shit you've ever heard. It would have been hilarious, except Jesus Christ, that's cute and all, but this very important product and my very important job had to come first.
You had to clear out the first and last few minutes of a meeting because you knew he was gonna do his thing and make us all try to be happy before we could get down to business. One time I needed a break from it and just took a walk down to the mailbox, where there was the latest episode of Mad magazine waiting for me, because he bought me a subscription. There was no escape.
Eventually, and in my case far too late, you started to hear the message, and the message was, you were the asshole all along. You were the asshole, because you were putting off laughing and being happy until your super-important stupid shit which nobody will care about in a year was all situated. You were the fucking asshole, because the message was:
There is no time to wait. You have to be happy, now. You have to laugh, now. You have to express joy and love and everything wonderful in this world now. Nothing else is more important. It absolutely cannot wait another second. You used to know that, when you were a kid, but you forgot, and got confused, and thought all your stupid super-important fucking shit was actually what mattered.
He was here to remind you. To point you back home.
Man was that annoying.
Randy was the most annoying person I ever worked with.
The first time I met him in a professional capacity was, I had just joined the company ICJ and Milker were working at, and they brought us all out to Denver for a week of on-site work. There wasn't much room for all us outsiders, so I got sat on a bench next to him. This was my first time in a QA job, and my first time meeting all these people, so I was pretty focused on showing I could get the job done.
Meanwhile the entire time I'm sitting there trying to work, he's singing little songs to me, and sharing videos and just doing everything he could to get my attention and make me laugh, and I'm like, holy shit dude, can't you see I am very focused on this very important job QAing this very important stupid fucking website or whatever it was? He could not. He could not see that, and so the songs and jokes continued.
As we moved from company to company, it was always the same. I'm trying to get this super-critical ticket done so we can clear our super-critical stupid fucking product to production, and he's sending me audios of himself singing about me and calling me ham sandwich and just the most random fucking shit you've ever heard. It would have been hilarious, except Jesus Christ, that's cute and all, but this very important product and my very important job had to come first.
You had to clear out the first and last few minutes of a meeting because you knew he was gonna do his thing and make us all try to be happy before we could get down to business. One time I needed a break from it and just took a walk down to the mailbox, where there was the latest episode of Mad magazine waiting for me, because he bought me a subscription. There was no escape.
Eventually, and in my case far too late, you started to hear the message, and the message was, [i]you[/i] were the asshole all along. You were the asshole, because you were putting off laughing and being happy until your super-important stupid shit which nobody will care about in a year was all situated. You were the fucking asshole, because the message was:
There is no time to wait. You have to be happy, [i]now[/i]. You have to laugh, [i]now[/i]. You have to express joy and love and everything wonderful in this world [i]now[/i]. Nothing else is more important. It absolutely [i]cannot[/i] wait another second. You used to know that, when you were a kid, but you forgot, and got confused, and thought all your stupid super-important fucking shit was actually what mattered.
He was here to remind you. To point you back home.
Man was that annoying.