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by Matedire » Sat Sep 13, 2003 1:11 pm

Yeah, I guess I am into Blo-jobs. But all the men here, I believe would agree with me when you have some chick that really wants to sleep with you in your bed, listening to the Spawn Sdtrk. She's playing with your balls with her feet, which is really cool do to the fact your into shrimping......Uh, anyways, and all you can think about is "ok she's like 160lbs and I really dont feel like moving around a whole buch, so do I a) whip it out and just stick in her mouth b)see if she does it her-self c) letting her keep doing what she is doing and then she leaves in a rage because you dont do anything because all you want is a blo-job, not fat chick to add to the list of people you fucked, which would be your first and then you question if you will start liking to fuck fat chicks. Then you shutter it off and she leaves in just a rage. Which is good and she should of done it sooner do to the fact you can pleasure yourself better.

Yep.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Sep 08, 2003 1:59 pm

bruce wrote:Does that mean that you got laid off after all?

I hate to sound smug, but I told you so. Companies lie. It's what they do.
I didn't get laid off. I probably spoke too soon: I have to get that game done really quickly now, because it's way past its prime. So no TV for me.

by bruce » Mon Sep 08, 2003 7:50 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I am not the kind of person who has the sort of leisure time that TV requires.

Well, starting tomorrow afternoon I guess I am. =(
Does that mean that you got laid off after all?

I hate to sound smug, but I told you so. Companies lie. It's what they do.

Bruce

by Lex » Sun Sep 07, 2003 5:11 pm

No-one has been to Montorusa.com/test in quite a while.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Sep 07, 2003 2:52 pm

I am not the kind of person who has the sort of leisure time that TV requires.

Well, starting tomorrow afternoon I guess I am. =(

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by Roody_Yogurt » Sun Sep 07, 2003 11:30 am

Yeah, ok, it's a good commercial.

by pinback » Sun Sep 07, 2003 9:10 am

You telling me NOBODY else saw this commercial?

by AArdvark » Sat Aug 30, 2003 6:26 am

I seen a shirt at hot topic the other day .. Showed a picture of Link's secondary weapon inventory. the boomerang, the lantern, the bow, maybe the wand..

the caption underneath said,


"Dont make me go Zelda on you!"


was the most interesting thing I've seen in a mall for a while



THE
DONT GET OUT MUCH
AARDVARK

by Jack Straw » Sat Aug 30, 2003 2:54 am

ALSO: I wonder if Kitt from Knight Rider had such capabilities. Hasselhoff is kind of a flamer.

by Jack Straw » Sat Aug 30, 2003 2:54 am

A car that can give you a hummer would be the shit. I'm gonna patent the idea so when the japanese make the "humahumahumaHUMMMMA Hummer" I'll make super bank, "22" style.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Aug 29, 2003 10:41 pm

We need more cars named after blow jobs, frankly. And blowjob effects. If I may grab a line from John "Creexul" Cable, the car I'd really like to drive would be the Chrysler Cumgut.

Hummer commercial.

by pinback » Fri Aug 29, 2003 10:09 pm

The H2 commercial? With Asteroids?

Best. Commercial.



Ever.

(Despicable product, of course, but damn.)

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