loafergirl wrote: Though, you and Straw bantering back and forth in your drunken stupors with me sitting between you on the ride back was a pretty interesting experience. They talk about getting women drunk to take advantage of them... both of you two are cheap dates.

Bahhaa! You don't know the half.

I have some vivid memories from that trip: a lap dance with two girls, shot girl was my best friend in my drunken hottie chick joy, Tammy getting collared ridden and spanked by the same two girls I got my lapdance from, and Cathy getting lots of attention because of the two heaving mountains she calls breasts. So... yeah I could see how it would be more fun to watch.
Though, you and Straw bantering back and forth in your drunken stupors with me sitting between you on the ride back was a pretty interesting experience. They talk about getting women drunk to take advantage of them... both of you two are cheap dates.

-LG

Think I'm good with a place to stay, but don't let me speak in absolutes: I may not be in a state where the folks would be proud of me on a night or two of this trip, if you follow me. Heh.

But hey! Regarding the Canadian Naked Adventure: I got up there eventually. I just didn't want to get in the way of the girls in our posse who were doing their thing so achingly well.

Much in the same way I do not get in your way when you are doing your Terry Jones impression, I feel obligated to not get in your way when you are up on one of those platforms. I may be an attention whore, but I like to think that I am the thinking man's attention whore, in so much as I back off when there is a much greater benefit to someone else getting lots of attention.

Sweet! Got a place to crash? =)

It's been a while since we had a good slut putt penis bonus tournament, but methinks we might have trouble schedualing for that... but the great Canadian Ballet at Mintz everyone has time for. Should we make the trek, I shall be willing to get you at least a few shots from shot girls pants, and maybe even a lap dance.

Though, you do realize Tammy and Cathy will be required company as the men seemed to have trouble with having to get up on stage to tip last time..... until we got you drunk enough anyway, and got Jeff all buzzed on cranberry juice.

-LG

It is so fucking on.

For any of the Rochester contingent that is still out there: coming up, goddammit, I am-a coming up!

Everyone's favorite Conspiracy Theorist is getting married and I will be there to make your lives full, happy, engaging and full of Slutt-Putt Penis Bonus magic once again!

(Well, possibly Strip Club Magic and not Slut Putt Magic, but no matter.)

Tentatively planning on getting in on the 3rd. Tentatively planning on needing an IV for the 4th. Want to see all of you as soon as I get in and as much as possible after that.

I'll be in contact with you all, but set aside that week in October to get your rocking on!!!