Waitasec, you don't like strudel all of a sudden?

I've never eaten German food before, but since I was being treated, I randomly chose something from the menu that looked like it didn't have peppers on it.

Sweitzer Snitzel:

1 Pork Chop
Beat the shit out of it
Wrap it in ham
Smother in swiss cheese
DEEP-FRY THAT SHIT
Serve with potatos.
End with Strudel

Ah. Wow. I'm never eating again.