When have you been miscast?

by **Debaser** » Mon Sep 22, 2003 4:10 pm

Put Jonsey's post together with Matedire's account of what actually happened and it's like Jim Henson's Pulp Fiction Babies.

by **Matedire** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 6:00 pm

Well you see, I was the only one walking away from the incident. When his head hit the water main valve, blood just started gushing from his head, and lied there out cold. I freaked out and thought I had killed him and when I got out of sight, started balling 'cause I thought my dad was going to kill me. But when I got home, I just gave him the whole it was "self defense" story and he believed it.

by **Lex** » Thu Sep 18, 2003 1:46 am

"Dayna" is a really cool name.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 7:10 pm

Matedire wrote:I ended up putting a kids head into a water main socket, that was embeded in the ground.

Jesus Christ! You gave that kid the greatest swirlie of all time! If that guy's name wasn't either "Sewer Head" or "The Human Swirl" for the rest of his days then he got off LIGHT.

by **Matedire** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 5:37 pm

Umm....OK

So I am going to go back to the original post of where I was "miscast". The first time I saw this subject post on this BBS, it was in some reference to a board game, such as D&D or Some wierd "Magic" card game. But now I understand it.

So I was miscast up to about 6th grade when I got in my first fight. I ended up putting a kids head into a water main socket, that was embeded in the ground. Before that I was viewed as the fat kid with no self esteem. After no-one would fuck with me, people actually scared of me. SO I guess for a while I was miscast but it was eventually fixed. Oh and YES SWEET JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCHRE-COLA is GONE !!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER AGAIN WILL I HAVE TO EMBARASS HER IN PUBLIC BARS WHEN WE PLAY POOL, well that was sort of fun.........

Good Luck Dayna...............

and Robb too..........

I love you both............awwwww......

by **Lex** » Wed Sep 17, 2003 1:20 pm

It was the only example I could think of in which you were actually right.

As for Yenna; she's happy now, which is saying something. She's going out with Bauldy, who's a good pal. They seem to be genuinley happy; she's moving away from her own personal hell into a flat in Edinburgh, with a couple of male friends from same Possé; all-in-all, that's it. Except for some private stuff I am probably gonna E-mail you about because IT SI JUST SO WACKKKY!!1!?!!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 4:51 pm

Lex wrote:At this juncture I would like to point out that ICJ was, infact, *correct* to believe that Emily was leaving Dear Ol' Lowtax.

... That was like almost a year ago. I don't know what this says about you, Lex. Do you need a girl to tell you "no" for a year before you realize it's over?

And what ever happened to Yenna?

by **Worm** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 1:48 pm

Lex, you actually give a shit about someone online? I've still yet to get that down well.

by **Lex** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 11:41 am

At this juncture I would like to point out that ICJ was, infact, *correct* to believe that Emily was leaving Dear Ol' Lowtax.

We all just thought it was Internet Talk, or Goddamn Lying. But, no, he knew better; he knew that if he believed everything he ever read, one day he might get lucky.

Even after buying a Voodoo Box.
www.voodoomachine.com

I remember this one time he thought Tom Green was funny.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:37 pm

You really are a vicious little prick, you know that?

by **pinback** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 10:07 pm

ICJ and V were both on AIM just now, and then they both logged off at the exact same time.

That was the gayest IM thing I've ever seen.

by **Worm** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 3:23 pm

What do you have against hitting that bear? Or clicking the pig that doesn't belong for that matter? You can win great prizes and change your homepage.

http://www.snt.net

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:47 pm

pinback wrote:Intolerable, this.

Deballed, you.

In need of serious help, this BBS.

How the fuck am I deballed?

I started a thread with the specific point of calling all the guys on this bulletin board fucking dickwipes and all the women on this board miserable jizzcatchers. How is that "being deballed"?

Just got back from your little rogue's gathering as well, by the way. SNT.net is now the ENEMY of this BBS. The OFFICIAL enemy of this BBS is SNT.net.

by **pinback** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:38 pm

Intolerable, this.

Deballed, you.

In need of serious help, this BBS.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:37 pm

Vitriola wrote:Funny that a thread about societal dysphoria devolves into a bitchmatch about LASIK surgery and internet gullibilty.

Irony, that.

I think instead this thread should be about how many people no longer like you after that last post. Are you taking your own private notes on mankind here? Are we getting in your way?

This has been a long time coming. Well, two or three weeks anyway. I think it's time for a bitch session and an airing of grievances.

Wait, I will start a new thread for it.

by **Vitriola** » Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:07 pm

Funny that a thread about societal dysphoria devolves into a bitchmatch about LASIK surgery and internet gullibilty.

Irony, that.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 6:06 pm

...

... How long have we known each other, Worm? A year or so? In my world, a flap sticking to the upper eyelid would pretty much be described as an "eyeball ripping apart."

Join me. Join me in this, my friend. I promise you that if you do, exaggeration will be better to you than any woman ever could.

by **Worm** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 5:51 pm

"Flap coming loose" and "eyeball ripping apart" are the same?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 5:42 pm

How is a guy ripping his eyes open the day after LASIK something that sounds false to you? Do I have to go get you a link?

I'll find a link.

You know how the procedure works, right? They make a cut on the round part of your eye, open the flap, laser the shit out of it and then seal the flap. The flap coming open is something which would probably cause me to collapse into a coma of horror if it happened to me.

by **Worm** » Sun Sep 14, 2003 4:43 pm

You don't need Snopes to tell you if the Tooth Fairy is real or not. The whole thing sounds false. What more can I say?

When have you been miscast?

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