Alcoholism.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 11:42 am

Vitriola wrote:I have a bit more respect for Worm, now. If I lived in an area where all the girls were blue or looked like these, I know I'd drink until they wheeled me out. It either impresses me that he doesn't, or scares me, actually.

Worm, how *are* the girls in Forty Fort? Cute? Peculiar? Give us the inside scoop here, m'man. Forget about whether or not they are bitches: all things being equal, are there a lot you'd hit?

by **ChainGangGuy** » Sat Oct 18, 2003 8:59 pm

0 votes. I'm in the clear!

by **Jack Straw** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 6:14 pm

I am a robot for Sony Corp. and a slave to the Sutherland Group.

by **Worm** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 5:11 pm

Vitriola wrote:I have a bit more respect for Worm, now. If I lived in an area where all the girls were blue or looked like these, I know I'd drink until they wheeled me out. It either impresses me that he doesn't, or scares me, actually.

Cindy isn't so bad.

Jack: What job do you have that you are getting calls from this place?

by **Jack Straw** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 3:23 pm

Vitriola wrote:If I lived in an area where all the girls were blue

What now?
I should have just asked him.. "First name? Last name? Are you the Worm? Nothing. Street address?"

by **Vitriola** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 2:30 pm

I have a bit more respect for Worm, now. If I lived in an area where all the girls were blue or looked like these, I know I'd drink until they wheeled me out. It either impresses me that he doesn't, or scares me, actually.

by **Jack Straw** » Fri Oct 17, 2003 1:06 pm

Just had a guy at work call me from Forty Fort, PA. I knew it wasn't Worm when he asked if it was OK if he put the phone down and grabbed a beer.

by **loafergirl** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 6:27 am

Yeah, alcohol in controlled situations and moderation is all good, but having actual alcoholics in my family, even though some of my stepfathers drunken stupors proved more comedic than others, generally, they sucked.

by **AArdvark** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 11:44 am

Glass bottles and PILOTS mix even less!!

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HOPE THE PLANE DON'T CRASH
AARDVARK

by **Jack Straw** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 3:38 pm

Awesome!

yeah, glass bottles and airplanes don't exactly mix.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 1:10 pm

Yeah, I'm flying out. It'd really be tough to get it on the plane and everything and then deal with it not bursting or breaking or whatnot in-flight (Fodge had tried to do just this once before and had disasterous results). My folks are coming out for a week in October, though. If they drive out I'll give them some Fat Tire to bring back for you.

by **Jack Straw** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 12:18 pm

Hey RobB, are you flying or driving when you're going to be in town coming up? I ask because I was wondering if it would be possible for you to procure me (a single? six pack? Case ideally?) of Fat Tire. I keep hearing about this beer and Beers of the World tells me the closest place to get it is St. Louis. I would, of course, reimburse you and then some. I can bring a congealed garbage plate or some pizza shack next time I'm out Colorado way!

If it's too much of a hassle or you're flying or whatever that's cool. Beer can be heavy, at least before it gets to me.

by **Debaser** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:07 pm

Worm wrote:Lex, I lost that when my brother couldn't walk anymore. I will give up my very nature, soul, and any joy I have ever known to prevent this from happening again to anyone else.

Some louse you turned out to be.

by **Vitriola** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:31 pm

Don't ever walk under my balcony, mmmkay?

Actually, you go right ahead.

by **Worm** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:28 pm

If you don't end up pissing into a bag for the rest of your life. Sure, it will rock.

by **Vitriola** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:23 pm

Worm wrote:Oh, and that little nasty part about it helping kill about 17,000 people last year and aiding in the injury of around half a million.

But the ones that made the cull will go on to reproduce, and their offspring will help build this country into a stronger, better, more functionally drunk place to live. I, for one, can't wait.

by **BLUE** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:11 pm

Straw/BLUE: Please describe Straw's drinking habits.

Only then will we be able to determine the *true* winner of th

I should probably not talk about Straw... it will eventually cause bitching and ranting on my part and piss Straw and ICJ off.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:50 pm

Worm wrote:
Vitriola wrote:WHAT BEER DOES:

-Cures lonliness, depression and anxiety.
-Automatic excuse for every stupid thing you might have done while drinking it.
-Increases sex drive
-Makes posts all that much more (in)coherent

Oh, and that little nasty part about it helping kill about 17,000 people last year and aiding in the injury of around half a million.

If this thread were a movie preview, this would be the exact spot where we heard that sound sample of the record player needle getting dragged off the album.

by **Lex** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 3:01 pm

Wow. Sorry; I didn't realise. How old was he when that happened?

by **Worm** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 12:17 pm

Lex, I lost that when my brother couldn't walk anymore. I will give up my very nature, soul, and any joy I have ever known to prevent this from happening again to anyone else.

Alcoholism.

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