by Flack » Sun Mar 23, 2025 6:10 am
Last night on the cruise ship we went to see a comedian. This is a 14 day cruise and the comedians are doing multiple shows, so we were wondering if they do the same material over and over or just kind of riff with the crowd. The guy we saw last night was doing crowd interaction stuff that was so bad I could not stop laughing. Here are two examples I remember.
Comedian: So sir, what do you do?
Guy: Manufacturing.
Comedian: GEEZ, could you be any more generic? MANUFACTURING? What do you MANUFACTURE, sir?
Guy: Air bags.
Comedian: Oh yeah? Well... actually that's pretty important. Not really anything funny about that.
(Silence.)
The second one really went off the rails.
Comerdian: My ex-wife, she talked me into getting the VIAGRA. Anyone here take the VIAGRA? How about you, sir? How old are you?
Guy1: 52.
Comedian: Okay, this won't work. What about you, Scooter? (Points to guy in a mobility scooter.)
Scooter: I'm 72.
Comedian: 72, there we go! Have you tried the Viagra, sir?
Scooter: Didn't work.
Comedian: Wait, Viagra didn't work? Oof, if that your wife?
Scooter: Yes. But I can't feel my legs.
Comedian: Oh. Well hey, not everybody--
Scooter: So I had the penis pump thing installed.
Comedian: Okay, too much information! Well anyway, my ex-wife--
Scooter: You just pump it up and--
Comedian: Where's my air bag guy? So, you make air bags?
Last night on the cruise ship we went to see a comedian. This is a 14 day cruise and the comedians are doing multiple shows, so we were wondering if they do the same material over and over or just kind of riff with the crowd. The guy we saw last night was doing crowd interaction stuff that was so bad I could not stop laughing. Here are two examples I remember.
Comedian: So sir, what do you do?
Guy: Manufacturing.
Comedian: GEEZ, could you be any more generic? MANUFACTURING? What do you MANUFACTURE, sir?
Guy: Air bags.
Comedian: Oh yeah? Well... actually that's pretty important. Not really anything funny about that.
(Silence.)
The second one really went off the rails.
Comerdian: My ex-wife, she talked me into getting the VIAGRA. Anyone here take the VIAGRA? How about you, sir? How old are you?
Guy1: 52.
Comedian: Okay, this won't work. What about you, Scooter? (Points to guy in a mobility scooter.)
Scooter: I'm 72.
Comedian: 72, there we go! Have you tried the Viagra, sir?
Scooter: Didn't work.
Comedian: Wait, Viagra didn't work? Oof, if that your wife?
Scooter: Yes. But I can't feel my legs.
Comedian: Oh. Well hey, not everybody--
Scooter: So I had the penis pump thing installed.
Comedian: Okay, too much information! Well anyway, my ex-wife--
Scooter: You just pump it up and--
Comedian: Where's my air bag guy? So, you make air bags?