by Flack » Fri May 16, 2025 2:45 pm
I started editing a new video on Wednesday with Vegas and it crashed. This isn't uncommon as Vegas is the biggest piece of shit software ever made. It makes Windows look like a porn star covered in baby oil. It's so terrible and they only offer a couple of upgrades for each version before you have to pay to get the next version, and they always promise that the next one will fix the bugs from the previous version... and sometimes it does, but it always adds new ones. Always.
After Vegas crashed I closed and reopened it and it crashed again. Then I rebooted, tried it again, and it crashed again. And again. And again. It got to the point where I could edit for 60-90 minutes before it would crash Explorer and blow everything up. Imagine working with a word processor where you have to hit Alt-F, S to safe after every sentence. These videos take me 6-8 hours to edit so crashing every 60-90seconds is a real PITA.
I turned to Google and all you can really find is a thousand other people complaining about how terrible this program is. And your options are paying for an Adobe subscription or switching to DaVinci Resole, which is a whole other thing. Resole is open source and doesn'pt do what other editors do and that's people's go to response anytime anyone complains about any video editing software. It's like the old Linux zealots. "Man, my computer is--" "Install Linux." "Yeah but the problem is--" "Doesn't matter, install Linux." "But it won't ru--" "Install Linux." It's like that.
Next I spent several hours tracking down drivers for everything single thing attached to my laptop and either updating or reinstalling them. NVIDIA drivers, updated. Thunderbolt dock, updated. DisplayLink, updated. Laptop BIOS and firmware, updated. Of course in the back of my mind I'm wondering if some recent Microsoft update didn't fubar the whole system and that I might be fighting an uphill if not unwinnable battle here. After every update I have to reboot and try it again. Crash. Crash crash crash.
I then went down the YouTube rabbit hole and found a thousand suggestions. Ruling out throwing money at the problem like replacing my SSD or adding RAM, people offer at least 500 options you can tweak which of course none of them do anything. It's just like the people who really think chkdisk fixes anything. So I fiddled with the memory settings and the cache settings and this and that and none of it fixed anything.
I'll FF to the end because nobody really gives a fuck about any of this. During one of the reboots I went over to watch my laptop's screen (which is like 6' away from my workstation proper) and noticed that the laptop screen was closed. Usually it's open, but I guess over time gravity won. It doesn't really matter because I use external monitors for everything. I checked Windows display settings and all of my monitors and refresh rates are the same except for the one built into my laptop. Now, normally the laptop is open and the monitor is disabled. But for some reason when you close the lid, it becomes enabled. I did not type that wrong. When the laptop is open the screen is disabled and when it's physically closed, it's enabled.
I opened the laptop lid, the screen disabled itself, and the crashes stopped. Apparently having a monitor with a different resolution and/or refresh rate caused Vegas to lose its mind. It also caused me to lose MY mind.
I used to be good at computers.
I started editing a new video on Wednesday with Vegas and it crashed. This isn't uncommon as Vegas is the biggest piece of shit software ever made. It makes Windows look like a porn star covered in baby oil. It's so terrible and they only offer a couple of upgrades for each version before you have to pay to get the next version, and they always promise that the next one will fix the bugs from the previous version... and sometimes it does, but it always adds new ones. Always.
After Vegas crashed I closed and reopened it and it crashed again. Then I rebooted, tried it again, and it crashed again. And again. And again. It got to the point where I could edit for 60-90 minutes before it would crash Explorer and blow everything up. Imagine working with a word processor where you have to hit Alt-F, S to safe after every sentence. These videos take me 6-8 hours to edit so crashing every 60-90seconds is a real PITA.
I turned to Google and all you can really find is a thousand other people complaining about how terrible this program is. And your options are paying for an Adobe subscription or switching to DaVinci Resole, which is a whole other thing. Resole is open source and doesn'pt do what other editors do and that's people's go to response anytime anyone complains about any video editing software. It's like the old Linux zealots. "Man, my computer is--" "Install Linux." "Yeah but the problem is--" "Doesn't matter, install Linux." "But it won't ru--" "Install Linux." It's like that.
Next I spent several hours tracking down drivers for everything single thing attached to my laptop and either updating or reinstalling them. NVIDIA drivers, updated. Thunderbolt dock, updated. DisplayLink, updated. Laptop BIOS and firmware, updated. Of course in the back of my mind I'm wondering if some recent Microsoft update didn't fubar the whole system and that I might be fighting an uphill if not unwinnable battle here. After every update I have to reboot and try it again. Crash. Crash crash crash.
I then went down the YouTube rabbit hole and found a thousand suggestions. Ruling out throwing money at the problem like replacing my SSD or adding RAM, people offer at least 500 options you can tweak which of course none of them do anything. It's just like the people who really think chkdisk fixes anything. So I fiddled with the memory settings and the cache settings and this and that and none of it fixed anything.
I'll FF to the end because nobody really gives a fuck about any of this. During one of the reboots I went over to watch my laptop's screen (which is like 6' away from my workstation proper) and noticed that the laptop screen was closed. Usually it's open, but I guess over time gravity won. It doesn't really matter because I use external monitors for everything. I checked Windows display settings and all of my monitors and refresh rates are the same except for the one built into my laptop. Now, normally the laptop is open and the monitor is disabled. But for some reason when you close the lid, it becomes enabled. I did not type that wrong. When the laptop is open the screen is disabled and when it's physically closed, it's enabled.
I opened the laptop lid, the screen disabled itself, and the crashes stopped. Apparently having a monitor with a different resolution and/or refresh rate caused Vegas to lose its mind. It also caused me to lose MY mind.
I used to be good at computers.