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Re: Jolt Cola is BACK

by Jizaboz » Tue Jun 03, 2025 9:55 pm

I’ve never tried Monster. The cans look cool tho!

I’ve had a few Red Bulls but it’s been forever. Mainly got one for occasions like driving to an Airport at 5 am on zero sleep.People remark at it tasting nasty bur I actually like the taste of Red Bull for some reason.

I used to like the original Jolt once in a while. Do you remember Surge? It was like the citrus version of over caffeinated soda. We had it at Burger King when I worked there over 25 years ago and I drank the hell out of it after questioning why we didn’t have Mtn Dew or Mello Yello

Re: Jolt Cola is BACK

by Flack » Tue Jun 03, 2025 8:37 pm

They are not in the top 10 list of things I do and/or consume that are bad for me.

Re: Jolt Cola is BACK

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Jun 03, 2025 8:07 pm

Wait I've heard some of these drinks are bad for us

Re: Jolt Cola is BACK

by Flack » Tue Jun 03, 2025 7:16 pm

Well that's a bummer. I changed my order and a case of Monster will be here in the morning.

Re: Jolt Cola is BACK

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Jun 03, 2025 5:39 pm

I think it suffers from a lack of imagination in packaging. And that it's riddled with disease but that's a far #2.

Re: Jolt Cola is BACK

by AArdvark » Tue Jun 03, 2025 4:55 pm

Raw milk isn't cool. Is Big Milk putting the kibosh on Jolt Cola?

Re: Jolt Cola is BACK

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Jun 03, 2025 4:49 pm

Raw milk you can buy though.

Re: Jolt Cola is BACK

by AArdvark » Tue Jun 03, 2025 4:47 pm

I hate to see your dreams crushed, man. That sucks. Will this setback put you in the blahs again?

Re: Jolt Cola is BACK

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Jun 03, 2025 2:56 pm

Jizaboz wrote: Sat May 31, 2025 11:14 am
AArdvark wrote: Sat May 31, 2025 10:13 am I would rather have the sugar and caffeine. Actually no, after I got off the sodas everything is too sweet anymore. But just having a can of that on the desk would be cool
I quit soda for YEARS. Then, I cut back on drinking beer and all the Nuka-Cola advertising in Fallout got to me. I average about 2 sugar filled sodas per day (usually free at the water park) now. I dislike "Speed" of any kind not involving a motor, so I've never been a heavy caffeine user.
You are the only one of us who can handle it. You gotta put in like 30,000 steps a day. You are fine, you are who these things are for.

I mean, if you could get them. Which apparently, nobody can.

Re: Jolt Cola is BACK

by Casual Observer » Tue Jun 03, 2025 1:16 pm

Tdarcos wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 12:43 amI never drink diet soda because it tastes bad.
So Alcohol "tastes bad", Diet soda "tastes bad", you don't seem to smoke and claim never to use porn - is eating yourself to death really your only vice?

Re: Jolt Cola is BACK

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Jun 03, 2025 11:24 am

It may not be completely back.
You ordered the item below, but the package is being returned to us by the carrier. We’ve issued your refund.

You can find the list of possible reasons why the package is being returned to us as undelivered here.

Re: Jolt Cola is BACK

by Jizaboz » Sun Jun 01, 2025 12:36 pm

Fuck Google

Re: Jolt Cola is BACK

by Paul's World » Sun Jun 01, 2025 6:00 am

It's always correct and accurate here!

Re: Jolt Cola is BACK

by pinback » Sun Jun 01, 2025 3:54 am

Paul is correct, unless you spend ten seconds Googling it to actually find out the facts.

Re: Jolt Cola is BACK

by Jizaboz » Sun Jun 01, 2025 2:43 am

Paul is 100% CORRECT. Most people are fucking stupid so of course they drink chemicals thinking it's healthy!

I would think primarily drinking water and having a real soda or two is much better for you than barely any water and mad "sugar-free" drinks.

Re: Jolt Cola is BACK

by Tdarcos » Sun Jun 01, 2025 12:43 am

pinback wrote: Sat May 31, 2025 5:40 am
Tdarcos wrote: Sat May 31, 2025 4:21 amThe vast majority of people probably prefer to get no sugar if it has reasonable taste.
How do you know that, Paul? Let's see the sources of your information. Where are you getting those statistics? Unless you're, I dunno, just making shit up and pulling it out of your ass?
Because the consumer market has changed, and people are expressing more interest in zero or reduced calorie options. And because I have tried low-calorie soft drinks, and they always taste like shit when compared to the stuff with sugar or HFCS. Or maybe I should say they tasted like piss, but you know what I mean. I never drink diet soda because it tastes bad.

Re: Jolt Cola is BACK

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat May 31, 2025 8:39 pm

It's an acquired taste

Which imma acquire heheheh jajajaja

Re: Jolt Cola is BACK

by Da King » Sat May 31, 2025 7:38 pm

I did not care for the taste of original Jolt cola. Although I was always happy to share one with ICJ when the opportunity arose. Y'know, like 35 years ago.

I despise energy drinks even more, so I don't think I'll be trying this.

Re: Jolt Cola is BACK

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat May 31, 2025 3:14 pm

Yeah I'm just buying it because of the can. They could fill it with lye, I don't care.

Re: Jolt Cola is BACK

by Jizaboz » Sat May 31, 2025 11:14 am

AArdvark wrote: Sat May 31, 2025 10:13 am I would rather have the sugar and caffeine. Actually no, after I got off the sodas everything is too sweet anymore. But just having a can of that on the desk would be cool
I quit soda for YEARS. Then, I cut back on drinking beer and all the Nuka-Cola advertising in Fallout got to me. I average about 2 sugar filled sodas per day (usually free at the water park) now. I dislike "Speed" of any kind not involving a motor, so I've never been a heavy caffeine user.

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