by Jethro Q. Walrustitty » Tue Nov 04, 2003 9:17 am
Straw: Banning smoking at concerts is one of the greatest things ever to happen to New York State. Granted, the performer shouldn't be allowed to smoke, either. Even if cigarettes weren't unbelievably bad for your health, they're terrible at concerts because the place stinks like hell, it stings the eyes, and you end with your clothes smelling of smoke whether you have or not.
Plus, some wise-ass too-cool teenager will always decide to smoke some clove cigarettes, which is only slightly less offensive than knocking someone to the ground, pulling your pants down, putting your brownie right against their nose, and giving 'em a stale tuna fart.
As for nails, I'm fortunate enough to have never gotten into biting my nails. The thought is pretty gross to me - some pretty disgusting stuff finds its way under one's nails (just look at the crap you find if you scrape 'em off), and I can't imagine chewing on that. Yuck.
Straw: Banning smoking at concerts is one of the greatest things ever to happen to New York State. Granted, the performer shouldn't be allowed to smoke, either. Even if cigarettes [i]weren't[/i] unbelievably bad for your health, they're terrible at concerts because the place stinks like hell, it stings the eyes, and you end with your clothes smelling of smoke whether you have or not.
Plus, some wise-ass too-cool teenager will always decide to smoke some clove cigarettes, which is only slightly less offensive than knocking someone to the ground, pulling your pants down, putting your brownie right against their nose, and giving 'em a stale tuna fart.
As for nails, I'm fortunate enough to have never gotten into biting my nails. The thought is pretty gross to me - some pretty disgusting stuff finds its way under one's nails (just look at the crap you find if you scrape 'em off), and I can't imagine chewing on that. Yuck.