average rate of self pleasure

by **Worm** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 6:19 am

http://www.masturbationhorror.com/
I suggest vacuum disasters.

[url=http://www.jackinworld.com/]JACKINWORLD[/url] THE ULTIMATE MALE MASTURBATION RESOURCE wrote:How can I "shoot" more?
Here's something you actually can change. If you masturbate a couple of times a day, chances are you aren't going to ejaculate very much semen, or ejaculate very forcefully. But if you want a more impressive ejaculation, hold back and save it up for a few days or a week. Drink a lot of water during the 6-hour period before you masturbate, and then draw out your masturbation session for as long as possible, spending a lot of time being very aroused. When you do finally ejaculate, it will probably come out with a lot more force, and there will be much more of it than usual. Plus, it'll feel way better than the average orgasm. Try it!

This is like that microwave experiments site but with your cock!

by **loafergirl** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 6:03 am

I find the question offensive, how many times I masterbate a day is a private and special thing between myself and my small stash of porn, or fantasy version of strippers I've seen and/or vibrator of choice. Not to be dirtied by your probing inquiries... mmm probing.

-LG

by **Lex** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 1:08 am

I don't think this thread should have two pages.

by **bruce** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 7:56 pm

Casual Observer wrote:
Lex wrote:I don't think we can.
You can't because you're British?

Who the fuck are you, Eliza?

Anyway, ITYM: "Is it because you're British that you can't?"

Bruce

by **Casual Observer** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 4:58 pm

Lex wrote:I don't think we can.

You can't because you're British?

by **Lex** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 4:22 pm

I don't think we can.

by **Casual Observer** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 7:02 am

Lex wrote:I'm British.

Does that mean that you do or you don't wank?

by **Lex** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 12:43 am

I'm British.

by **bruce** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 10:03 pm

I'm not a real maniac, but I average once a day, probably, even though I'm married and have sex occasionally too.

My personal record is nine in a twenty-four hour period, but the last couple were really painful.

Bruce

by **Worm** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 7:15 pm

Chronic is what causes those problems.
"Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life. "
Well, for awhile I was going once a day for awhile. Oops, I'm getting cancer. I'm just not a real maniac about beating my meat.

by **Guest** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 6:54 pm

Worm wrote:Myth: Masturbation is harmless.
Reality: Medical science proves that chronic masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.

The rest of the website is pretty laughable but that quoted bit is a true. Furthermore, how durable do you think you are, my dick? You really want me to wear you out like some Microsoft Sidwinder joystick?[/quote]

Wrong again Worm. It's actually good for you as per the following article found on many REPUTABLE news outlets this summer:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

"BBC News:
Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'

Researchers were assessing prostate cancer risk
Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest.
They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly.

And they say sexual intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk. . . .

by **Worm** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 4:17 pm

Nigga! Tell me how that image is not a joke.

Whack mutha fucking whitehouse.org wrote:Certain food. If we outlaw dildos and require that all sausages, cucumbers and carrots be sold pre-sliced, we will make it much easier for the women among us to resist the temptation to masturbate.

What about lettuce? Glass Bottles? My cellphone? You whack mutha fucka.

Whack fucking bitch wrote:Q: If President Bush outlaws masturbation, won't all the men run around raping women and fornicating? Wouldn't that be worse?
A: Why does it have to be either masturbation or fornication? Do people think they have some kind of right to extra-marital orgasms? President Bush doesn't remember seeing that anywhere in the Bible or the Declaration of Independence! What you do have is a right to prayer, fasting and cold showers!

You be trippin. You bein puppeted by http://www.chickenhead.com/ check at yo bottom bitch.

by **Whitehouse.org** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 3:29 pm

The rest of the website is pretty laughable but that quoted bit is a true.

Don't be all up in our face slanderin' like that. Don't start fronting that we deal in truth. You or your wiggle wand.

by **Worm** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 3:23 pm

I'd love to say "Fine it's on bitch" and microwave a watermelon and fuck the shit out of it but masturbation isn't so great for guys to do too often! http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

whitehouse.org wrote:Myth: Masturbation is harmless.
Reality: Medical science proves that chronic masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.

The rest of the website is pretty laughable but that quoted bit is a true. Furthermore, how durable do you think you are, my dick? You really want me to wear you out like some Microsoft Sidwinder joystick?

by **Worm's member** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 1:02 pm

Worm wrote:I usually am about once to three times a week.

Yeah. We need to talk about that.

by **phpBB** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 7:58 am

Oh! OH! Look how you abuse me!

by **Violet** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 7:49 am

I had to put my vote up.

I am a good little catholic. It's been a hard road to where I am today. I thought for years I was going to hell.

by **Worm** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:23 am

I usually am about once to three times a week.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 12:03 am

ICJ's member wrote:
Vitriola wrote: [I was going to click 'more', . . .
You're all going to Hell.

Vit doesn't need to pleasure herself. . .

That's right. After a hard day's work, then flag football, then back into work to troubleshoot someone else's shit and then back home at 12:56am, I like to cap off the day by coming to this place and reading what MY FUCKING COCK HAS TO SAY ABOUT THINGS. That's really how I -- personally -- define the "magic" of this place.

I am now going to go take my member into the walk-in closet and just beat it and beat it and beat it.

(Course, that means I'll probably have to change my vote in this poll, natch.)

by **ICJ's member** » Mon Oct 06, 2003 10:47 pm

Vitriola wrote: [I was going to click 'more', . . .
You're all going to Hell.

Vit doesn't need to pleasure herself. . .

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