OMG PREGNANCY

by **nessman** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 12:32 pm

My monthly child support check stands testimony to my healthy sperm count and my gullibility when told "it's OK - I'm on the pill".

by **Guest** » Mon Nov 10, 2003 12:31 pm

My monthly child support check stands testimony to my healthy sperm count and my gullibility when told "it's OK - I'm on the pill".

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 12:36 pm

Vitriola wrote:I will not raise your bastard spawn.

Look, I've gone rather easy on you. I let you call me from jail, I clean up your vomit, I'll even let you go to the goddam comics store as long as you spend as much on me as you do you, but if you get some skankedy skank pregnant, I will not be a part of it.

There is a tagline on each of my Safeway Discount 'Fundoms' Condoms which says "NO FAT CHIX" but I will take a Sharpie marker, cross out the last two words and write "SKANKS" on there instead.

by **Vitriola** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 12:33 pm

I will not raise your bastard spawn.

Look, I've gone rather easy on you. I let you call me from jail, I clean up your vomit, I'll even let you go to the goddam comics store as long as you spend as much on me as you do you, but if you get some skankedy skank pregnant, I will not be a part of it.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Oct 20, 2003 11:47 am

So... anyone had anything they wanted to add to this? Like, advice or anything? Just asking! No reason!

Ulp.

by **loafergirl** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 6:13 am

I think Cathy and I are the only 2 women our age I know to have not yet come down with a case of pregnancy. My brother and his girlfriend had 2 supposed "oops" children. Everyone has a scare at some point, but so far s'all good.

-LG

by **kettle** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 3:34 pm

pot wrote:You're black!

:(

by **Jack Straw** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 2:26 pm

Geek.

by **ANSI Character Map.** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 1:24 pm

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by **Jack Straw** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 1:17 pm

Touche.

by **blue** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 12:05 pm

Jack Straw wrote:God damn, whatever happened to birth control??

You should know!

by **Bugs** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 11:50 am

Vitriola wrote:Nothing, really, if you don't mind dancing the coat-hanger tango.

Why do you hate America?

by **Jack Straw** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 11:30 am

God damn, whatever happened to birth control??

by **Vitriola** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 11:00 am

Nothing, really, if you don't mind dancing the coat-hanger tango.

by **Bugs** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 10:46 am

Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote: Please tell me that you're not one of "those people" who think that pulling out is a legitimate form of birth control.

YEEESH.

What's wrong with playing a little Vatican Roulette?

by **Jethro Q. Walrustitty** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 9:42 am

ChainGangGuy wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Okay, let's hear it:

If you're a guy, have you ever slipped one past the goalie?
Within the last 365 days: 4 times.

3 of the times I had been heavily drinking. The other time I had a "delayed dismount." Oops!

Please tell me that you're not one of "those people" who think that pulling out is a legitimate form of birth control.

YEEESH.

by **Lysander** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 7:49 am

I, of course, have not "slipped it past" anyone. I'd just like to mention here that if you're gonna *get* knocked up and have a kid, and you don't think you can handle it, why the fuck can't you addopt at birth? What's twith this obsession that women think its "cute" or "aww, that's so greeeat" to have a kid when you're 16 and can't possibly take care of it? Or, that matter, "well i don`t think i can take care of it now so ill just kil it"? Come on! There are fucking ADOPTION AGENCIES for a fucking REASON! Argh! I don't understand you people!

by **bruce** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 10:01 pm

Vitriola wrote:Bruce can probably trump me on this, but I've known 2 couples who conceived while on Jaeger, 1 who conceived during a threesome on acid, and a a couple who conceived on 9/11/2001.

Nah, can't trump that.

I have knocked up no one. I have had two condoms break and not discovered that till after the fact, neither with conception as a result.

Bruce

by **ChainGangGuy** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 9:55 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Okay, let's hear it:

If you're a guy, have you ever slipped one past the goalie?

Within the last 365 days: 4 times.

3 of the times I had been heavily drinking. The other time I had a "delayed dismount." Oops!

However, there have been 0 children conceived and no broken bones. Win-Win! Lady Luck (or an unhealthy low sperm count) is on my side.

by **ICJ's member** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 1:37 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
ICJ's member wrote:So, this weekend?
Gonna be out of town this weekend.

That's what I'm sayin'.

OMG PREGNANCY

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