Ah-hahah! That's awesome. gg.

[img]http://hometown.aol.com/neilsimonsfools/images/gerritholiday.jpg[/img]

Me sobering up at La Casa after a night of party-hopping. Christina Crane in the background as Deputy Trudy from Reno 911.

I don't think the kind of chick that goes as Britney is really going to up there on your particular, verbal plain, m'man.

[quote="Lex"]Britney is hot. In an American kind of way. And so's Dayna. In a much more disturbing bent.[/quote]

Yeah, I was trying to get a picture of the two of them together, but Sailer wouldn't get out of the goddamned way. I had never met the Britney girl beforehand, so I decided that the best way to introduce myself (I like my targets to know their photographer) would be:

"Hi. I'm the Joker. I commit crime."

If she was on top of her game she would have said, "Hi, I'm Britney. I am a slave 4 u," but she didn't. =(

Well, sadly I couldn't be assed going to any of the parties this year, so I apologise for a destinct lack-o'-pics.

But, y'know, cool zoombie. And your costume is so [i]unexpected[/i].

Britney is hot. In an American kind of way. And so's Dayna. In a much more disturbing bent.

[i][b]Let's start things off with a bang, J.B.![/b][/i]

Okay, here are some pics. First off, the [b]Zombie Nurse from Silent Hill 2![/b]

[img]http://www.joltcountry.com/pics/jc_halloween_dayna01.jpg[/img]

Your humble narrator! (I fucked up my Tron costume. Next year, promise. But fuck... fuck!! Hadda go with the backup costume.)

[img]http://www.joltcountry.com/pics/jc_halloween_joker01.jpg[/img]

[b]Mike, the bartender and Beekeeper![/b] (Helmet sold separately.)

[img]http://www.joltcountry.com/pics/jc_halloween_mike01.jpg[/img]

[b]Zombie Nurse[/b] and [b]Tube of KY Jelly![/b]

[img]http://www.joltcountry.com/pics/jc_halloween_ky01.jpg[/img]

[b]The Hanson Brothers from _Slap Shot_![/b]

[img]http://www.joltcountry.com/pics/jc_halloween_hanson01.jpg[/img]

[b]Warren Sapp[/b] -- fined $50,000 by party-thrower Kurt Ravenschlag for excessive skipping and taunting!!

[img]http://www.joltcountry.com/pics/jc_halloween_bundy01.jpg[/img]

Can love bloom on a battlefield? No? What about the Super Bowl Halftime Show? [b]Tampa Bay Buc Coach Jon Gruden[/b] and [b]Britney Spears![/b]

[img]http://www.joltcountry.com/pics/jc_halloween_britney01.jpg[/img]

Oh no! A zombie has ruined everything! She craves brains! Guess who, then, she is not attacking? Haw haw BURN!

[img]http://www.joltcountry.com/pics/jc_halloween_britney02.jpg[/img]

[b]Ben Dover: Proctologist,[/b] a [b]tourist[/b] and [b]Big Ben![/b]

[img]http://www.joltcountry.com/pics/jc_halloween_ben01.jpg[/img]

[b]SHOT SKI!![/b]

[img]http://www.joltcountry.com/pics/jc_halloween_shotski01.jpg[/img]


... But. Anyway. Had a great time. If you guys have any pics, let's see 'em! I can host the files if need be.