State of the BBS Address, 11.17.03

by **BOB** » Sat Dec 13, 2003 6:57 am

Ah, yes. The german. My mate Paul got involved with her. He were quite chuffed.

"Nice tits"

by **Keza** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:22 am

Oh, silence. Wishful thinking isn't going to get you anywhere - and besides, if one of us is a closet homosexual, it's not me :-P

by **Lex** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 5:31 am

Kezaaaaa wrote:Note to self: MASTER THE ART OF LICKING OUT.

Fixed.

by **Kezaaaaa** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:07 am

Note to self: MASTER THE ART OF LOGGING IN.

by **Guest** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:06 am

Discovered yesterday that my German chick did indeed actually wear bras over here, even if she didn't once in Germany, because she thought it was colder in Scotland. Sorry, Lex, I'm sure that's a great disappointment.

However, she HAS started writing me love notes. And shit. She's younger than me. I seem to have this effect on girls more than a year younger than me. They start worshipping me for no apparent reason.

by **bruce** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 2:46 pm

Vitriola wrote:Why do you only show up when there's a homoerotic post floating around?

I don't know, but you could ask MONKEY MONKEY.

Bruce

by **Jethro Q. Walrustitty** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 10:29 am

Everyone knows who Jeff Minter is, I thought. Do you think that the Europeans have a monopoly on that particular American?

(At least, I think he's American.)

by **Lex** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 1:49 am

I just saw an American who knows who Jeff Minter is.

Kelly turned a girl special-ways. She had a SUPERCHICK member of the Aryan race over from Germany on exchange. She apparently didn't own any bras. According to Kelly, who searched for them. But I couldn't tell. She just had the most perfectly formed chest ever, that held itself up with some kind of gravity-field. Very impressive.

When she got back to Germany, she started writing Keza love-notes :p.

by **Vitriola** » Wed Dec 10, 2003 12:53 am

Why do you only show up when there's a homoerotic post floating around?

by **bruce** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 8:57 pm

Keza wrote:Hear hear. Whatever people want to do...

Anyone looked at her signature recently?

Is <i>that</i> the dark secret?

Jeff Minter would be so proud.

Bruce

by **Keza** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 1:09 pm

^Hear hear. Whatever people want to do, as long as it's not directly harming others, fine - just so long as I don't have to look at it when I don't want to, I've got absolutely no problem with it.

by **Casual Observer** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 12:43 pm

Worm wrote:Casual: Though it's wrong if it is guys right?

I would never say it's wrong. It's not my cup of tea but if that's what you're into then I won't discriminate against you. In fact, I applaud recent judicial decisions allowing gay marriages too. Hell, I don't even care that you enjoy sheep fucking.

by **Worm** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 11:35 am

Casual: Though it's wrong if it is guys right?

EDIT: Damnit Keza. This is why I should announce my posts.

by **Keza** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 11:34 am

No, no, you misunderstand. Really misunderstand. The idea of lesbianism makes me feel queasy in the same way that male homosexualism makes most heterosexual men feel queasy (worse luck).

Lex is referring to something fairly inconsequential ;-)

by **Casual Observer** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 11:28 am

Keza, there's nothing to be ashamed of. My girlfriend has been with women (and other girls when she was younger). She says that most women have had at least one experience either on a sleepover with girlfriends or in college or just in the run of things. There's nothing wrong with this and it drives us guys wild so it's good for everyone.

by **Keza** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 11:21 am

Careful, you!

by **Lex** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 9:46 am

No. I'm not allowed to mention anything on this subject, but I am almost certain I'm stepping the line just by saying this...

She has a dark secret... A dark secret Stronger than her will.

by **bruce** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 9:30 am

Keza wrote:I don't HAVE any ex-girlfriends. I am not, never have been, and never shall be a fucking lesbian.

How about a licking lesbian? I've never found the strap-on all that convincing, anyway. Might you someday--when you're not 15 anymore--become a licking lesbian?

Bruce

by **Violet** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 7:07 am

I don't HAVE any ex-girlfriends. I am not, never have been, and never shall be a fucking lesbian.

Damn. That's just too bad.

by **Keza** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 6:26 am

I don't HAVE any ex-girlfriends. I am not, never have been, and never shall be a fucking lesbian.

For God's sake.

I have no idea as to the motivation behind these vehement attacks on dear Lex, but it's actually quite entertaining...

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