Why I Hate Bruce, by Ben Parrish

by **Jack Straw** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:34 pm

pinback wrote:
BREAKING NEWS wrote:
pinback wrote:The reason THIS is FUNNY, is because
It's not that funny.
Wrong. It's hilarious.

Not when I haven't had speakers on my PC for like 3 years and the sound needs to be muted at work. shrug

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:34 pm

pinback wrote:
BREAKING NEWS wrote:
pinback wrote:The reason THIS is FUNNY, is because
It's not that funny.
Wrong. It's hilarious.

Who are you to argue with "Breaking News," bitchpaw?

by **James Bond** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:32 pm

Debaser wrote: This what you're talking about?

Yes, but you have to click all languages for the accents to show up.

by **pinback** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:31 pm

BREAKING NEWS wrote:
pinback wrote:The reason THIS is FUNNY, is because
It's not that funny.

Wrong. It's hilarious.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:31 pm

Debaser wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:WE NEED TO FIND THIS SITE.
This what you're talking about?

Yes. YES! Oh, am I going to make those sluts beg for it and then post it to the BBS and creep everyone out.

by **Debaser** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:28 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:WE NEED TO FIND THIS SITE.

This what you're talking about?

by **BREAKING NEWS** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:27 pm

pinback wrote:The reason THIS is FUNNY, is because

It's not that funny.

by **pinback** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:21 pm

Worm wrote:Actually it is a pretty novel use for the computer site. I mean that whole
"HA HA FUCKING HA I TYPE CUNT INTO WINPSEAK!!"
was fine when I was 12, but no more.

I guess you're right.

by **Worm** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:21 pm

Seriously, does anyone work at work?

by **Sonic Wall content filter** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:20 pm

Don't fuck with me boy I'll block the entire fucking website you little prick

by **pinback** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:19 pm

Jack Straw wrote:

Oh, shut up.

by **Worm** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:18 pm

Actually it is a pretty novel use for the computer site. I mean that whole
"HA HA FUCKING HA I TYPE CUNT INTO WINPSEAK!!"
was fine when I was 12, but no more.

by **Jack Straw** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:11 pm

pinback wrote:The reason THIS is FUNNY, is because I'm using the fucking DICTIONARY WEBSITE to do it!! They had actual HUMANS say *every single word in the dictionary*!! From "kitten" to "smegma"!

If you don't think it's interesting or hilarious, then you're as clueless as the fucking Sysop.

by **James Bond** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:02 pm

Jack: no, see, I just felt like emphasising my superiority by saying it twice.

Robb: acknowledged. Moving out, Sergeant.

by **pinback** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:01 pm

James Bond wrote:See, that's the thing; I don't *have* to. I can just type the lines into notepad, turn on sound recorder, and have it done in roughly 7 seconds and have it sound, oh, let's be generous here and say 7000 times better than that crap you put in. Face it, Benjamin "Pinback" Parrish: I'm better than you.

The goal here (and the reason it's funny) is NOT to "turn text into voice". As you and Jonsey both are strutting around haughtily pointing out, this is quite easy to do, in countless different ways.

The reason THIS is FUNNY, is because I'm using the fucking DICTIONARY WEBSITE to do it!! They had actual HUMANS say *every single word in the dictionary*!! From "kitten" to "smegma"!

If you don't think it's interesting or hilarious, then you're as clueless as the fucking Sysop.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 11:50 am

James Bond wrote:See, that's the thing; I don't *have* to. I can just type the lines into notepad, turn on sound recorder, and have it done in roughly 7 seconds and have it sound, oh, let's be generous here and say 7000 times better than that crap you put in. Face it, Ben "Pinback" Parrish: I'm better than you.

I told Ben this, but because he hates me, I will tell you all:

There was once a website... probably still is.. that allowed you to input text and have it read by a number of men and women with a number of accents.

Fuck the men.

The women had several accents available: British (OMG!), Valley Girl (OMG!), Scottish (OMG!) and Austrailian (Eh.).

So, of course, what I did is input a bunch of text where these women were stating in no uncertain terms that they were cock-starved beggar sluts who craved cock because they were so starved for it.

Anyway, this was all in the past. Maybe a year and a half ago.

WE NEED TO FIND THIS SITE. Bond, you're into "sound." Find this for me. For us. For the good of mankind.

by **Jack Straw** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 11:48 am

At least Ben doesn't doublepost.

by **James Bond** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 11:37 am

See, that's the thing; I don't *have* to. I can just type the lines into notepad, turn on sound recorder, and have it done in roughly 7 seconds and have it sound, oh, let's be generous here and say 7000 times better than that crap you put in. Face it, Benjamin "Pinback" Parrish: I'm better than you.

by **James Bond** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 11:36 am

See, that's the thing; I don't *have* to. I can just type the lines into notepad, turn on sound recorder, and have it done in roughly 7 seconds and have it sound, oh, let's be generous here and say 7000 times better than that crap you put in. Face it, Ben "Pinback" Parrish: I'm better than you.

by **pinback** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 11:00 am

Hey. Dipshit.

Did you use m-w.com to make your sound?

No. No, you did not.

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